The Best 42 Stork Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stork jokes. There are some stork pelicans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stork crane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stork Jokes and Puns

If storks bring human babies, what brings giant babies?


What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

3 kids are discussing how they were made

One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."

Stork joke, 3 kids are discussing how they were made

If one stork brings one baby and two storks brings two babies, what bird brings no babies?

Two swallows.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A Swallow.

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If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

So there was a stork carrying an old man..

..and the old man turns to it and says:
"Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"

Stork joke, So there was a stork carrying an old man..

If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies?

A swollow.

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"

His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."

"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."

The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies?


If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies?

A Swallow

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

A stork will always bring a baby.....

But a swallow never will

Here's to the stork that brings good babies...

Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In a stork???!!!"

hi What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes

(its a linguistic joke)

Stork joke, hi What did the stork say to the couple?

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork.

But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.

Smaller babies are always delivered by stork...

but the heavier ones need to be delivered by **crane**.

A stork brings a baby to a couple...

...but a Swallow takes one away.

Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies...

Delivered by crane.

If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

Mom, is it true I was brought by a stork?

Yes darling, that's right!

Oh, so daddy is an impotent?

If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies?

The Swallow.

If Storks represents birth. Which bird represents birthcontrol?


My wife and I have been wanting a baby

.. but we checked and they're out of stork.

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

What did the spider say to the bird?

Mr. Stork, I don't feel so good...

A boy asks his mom where babies come from. She said "A stork."

Then the boy said: "Okay, who f*cks the stork?

A young kid asked a question

A young kid asked his parents one how he was made.

The parents ,not wanting to scar him, replied that he was delivered by a stork

Later on in his room the child started on his paper and it read

Today I learned that I am the only person in the entire world not born regularly

Son asks his father

Is it true that the stork has brought me?

No, son. Yesterday the neighbor brought you- and last week it was some of your friends. It's time to stop drinking.

A stork is carrying a 80 year old man.

At some point, the old man says to the stork: "Come on, admit it, we're lost."

If the Stork is the bird of births...

Then the Swallow must be the bird of birth control?

Purchased Vs. Homemade

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.

"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."

If a stork delivers babies what bird prevents them?

A swallow.

If a stork is the bird that brings babies, then what is the bird that prevents babies?

A swallow

If a stork delivers babies, what bird stops babies from being delivered?

A Swallow

Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?


Fowl Joke

Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.

The stork is the bird that brings the baby,

But a Swallow's the one to prevent it!

The bird that delivers babies is called the stork.

The one that prevents babies from being delivered is called the swallow.

Do storks deliver babies?

An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."

Small babies may be delivered by stork.

The heavy ones, however, need a crane.

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