Stork Jokes
59 stork jokes and hilarious stork puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stork that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Stuck for a laugh? Check out this collection of funny stork jokes that are sure to make you and your friends crack up! From storks delivering babies to jokes about egrets, buzzards, and mommies, these jokes are perfect to bring a smile to anyone.
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Funniest Stork Short Jokes
Short stork jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stork humour may include short midwife jokes also.
- So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says:
"Would you at last admit it that we are lost?" - If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows.
- Everytime I leave the house... I keep getting followed by this really tall bird, I think I'm being storked.
- A boy asks his mom where babies come from. She said "A stork." Then the boy said: "Okay, who f*cks the stork?
- Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.
- Fowl Joke Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.
- Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry.
I'll see myself out now. - If one stork brings one baby and two storks brings two babies, what bird brings no babies? Two swallows.
- Mom, is it true I was brought by a stork? Yes darling, that's right!
Oh, so daddy is an impotent? - I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.
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Stork One Liners
Which stork one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stork? I can suggest the ones about stroller and baby delivery.
- Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies... Delivered by crane.
- Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her It was the crane!
- Yo mama so big, the stork couldn't carry her... They needed a *crane*.
- Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies? Swallows...
- Small babies may be delivered by stork. The heavy ones, however, need a crane.
- FAQ: Can I returned my child and get a refund? No, but we can give you stork credit.
- you might think babies are delivered by storks but fat babies require cranes
- If storks bring human babies, what brings giant babies? Cranes
- "Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!" - My wife and I have been wanting a baby .. but we checked and they're out of stork.
- Whats it called when storks deliver the wrong baby? Male fraud
- What did the spider say to the bird? Mr. Stork, I don't feel so good...
- How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms.
- If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow.
- Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
Stork Baby Jokes
Here is a list of funny stork baby jokes and even better stork baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Smaller babies may be delivered by storks but the heavier ones would need a crane!
- Son: Mom where do tampons go? Mom: Where the babies go
Son: In the stork? - If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A s**....
- If a stork is the bird that brings babies, then what is the bird that prevents babies? A s**...
- Smaller babies are always delivered by stork... but the heavier ones need to be delivered by **crane**.
- If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies? The s**....
- A stork brings a baby to a couple... ...but a s**... takes one away.
- If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A s**...
- If the Stork is the bird that delivers babies... then the bird that prevents them must be the s**...
- If a stork delivers babies what bird prevents them? A s**....
Cheerful Stork Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about stork you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birthing person jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stork pranks.
If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?
A s**....
Purchased Vs. Homemade
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."
The Mystery of Childbirth
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
If a stork brings babies, what bird takes them away?
A s**...
3 kids are discussing how they were made
One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."
The stork is the bird that brings the baby,
But a s**...'s the one to prevent it!
What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?
A s**...
A stork will always bring a baby.....
But a s**... never will
Do storks deliver babies?
An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."
The bird that delivers babies is called the stork.
The one that prevents babies from being delivered is called the s**....
If a stork delivers babies, what bird stops babies from being delivered?
A s**...
Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.)
If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies?
The s**....
The Stork family comes home at the end of the day
The storks sit down for dinner. Mama Stork says "Father Stork, what did you do today?"
Father Stork says "I was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Mama Stork?"
Mama Stork says "I also was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Baby Stork?"
Baby Stork says "I was out scaring the c**... out of college students."
(Cultural note: in many cultures, a common myth is that storks deliver babies to mothers instead of mothers giving birth)
If the Stork is the bird of births...
Then the s**... must be the bird of birth control?
