Following is our collection of funny Stork jokes. There are some stork pelicans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stork crane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Cranes
A swallow
One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."
Two swallows.
A Swallow.
If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies?
The Swallow.
..and the old man turns to it and says:
"Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"
A swollow.
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
Swallows.
A Swallow
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It pokes holes in condoms.
But a swallow never will
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!"
Sorry mates Im out of babes
(its a linguistic joke)
But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.
but the heavier ones need to be delivered by **crane**.
...but a Swallow takes one away.
Delivered by crane.
A swallow.
Yes darling, that's right!
Oh, so daddy is an impotent?
The Swallow.
Swallow.
.. but we checked and they're out of stork.
In the stork market!
Mr. Stork, I don't feel so good...
Then the boy said: "Okay, who f*cks the stork?
A young kid asked his parents one how he was made.
The parents ,not wanting to scar him, replied that he was delivered by a stork
Later on in his room the child started on his paper and it read
Today I learned that I am the only person in the entire world not born regularly
Is it true that the stork has brought me?
No, son. Yesterday the neighbor brought you- and last week it was some of your friends. It's time to stop drinking.
At some point, the old man says to the stork: "Come on, admit it, we're lost."
Then the Swallow must be the bird of birth control?
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."
A swallow.
A swallow
A Swallow
Swallows...
Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.
But a Swallow's the one to prevent it!
The one that prevents babies from being delivered is called the swallow.
An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."
The heavy ones, however, need a crane.
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