Stork Baby Jokes
54 stork baby jokes and hilarious stork baby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stork baby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short stork baby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stork baby humour may include short stork jokes also.
- If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows.
- A boy asks his mom where babies come from. She said "A stork." Then the boy said: "Okay, who f*cks the stork?
- Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork. But the bigger, heavier ones are delivered by a crane.
- Fowl Joke Smaller babies may be delivered by Stork, the heavier ones need a Crane, and Swallows deliver none.
- If one stork brings one baby and two storks brings two babies, what bird brings no babies? Two swallows.
- If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A s**....
- If a stork is the bird that brings babies, then what is the bird that prevents babies? A s**...
- Smaller babies are always delivered by stork... but the heavier ones need to be delivered by **crane**.
- If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies? The s**....
- If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A s**...
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Stork Baby One Liners
Which stork baby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stork baby? I can suggest the ones about baby born and unborn baby.
- Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies... Delivered by crane.
- Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies? Swallows...
- Small babies may be delivered by stork. The heavy ones, however, need a crane.
- you might think babies are delivered by storks but fat babies require cranes
- If storks bring human babies, what brings giant babies? Cranes
- "Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!" - My wife and I have been wanting a baby .. but we checked and they're out of stork.
- Whats it called when storks deliver the wrong baby? Male fraud
- How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms.
- If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow.
- Smaller babies may be delivered by storks but the heavier ones would need a crane!
- Son: Mom where do tampons go? Mom: Where the babies go
Son: In the stork? - A stork brings a baby to a couple... ...but a s**... takes one away.
- If a stork delivers babies what bird prevents them? A s**....
- If a stork brings babies, what bird takes them away? A s**...
Stork Baby Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about stork baby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby delivery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stork baby pranks.
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?
A s**...
Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.)
If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies?
The s**....
Jake wanted a brother
Jake had been asking his father for a brother the whole morning. His dad got annoyed so he gave little Jake some seeds.
"Just put these by the window, it attracts the storks!"
A few months later the neigbors had a baby delivered. Little Jake went to the newfound father and said:
"Just so you know, that wasn't because of your seed, it was because of my dad's seed!"
A stork will always bring a baby.....
But a s**... never will
Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the s**......that brings *no* babies!
Purchased Vs. Homemade
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."
If a stork delivers babies, what bird stops babies from being delivered?
A s**...
The stork is the bird that brings the baby,
But a s**...'s the one to prevent it!
The bird that delivers babies is called the stork.
The one that prevents babies from being delivered is called the s**....
Do storks deliver babies?
An OB/GYN walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So do all those storks delivering babies cut into your business?" the bartender jokes. "That, of course, is a complete myth," the stuffy OB/GYN huffs. "The only thing storks and obstetricians have in common is a large bill."
The Stork family comes home at the end of the day
The storks sit down for dinner. Mama Stork says "Father Stork, what did you do today?"
Father Stork says "I was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Mama Stork?"
Mama Stork says "I also was out making couples very happy. What did you do today Baby Stork?"
Baby Stork says "I was out scaring the c**... out of college students."
(Cultural note: in many cultures, a common myth is that storks deliver babies to mothers instead of mothers giving birth)
"I know where babies come from."
After coming home from school and sitting down on the couch, young Jenny proudly proclaimed "Mommy, I know where babies come from!"
Imagining storks and unicorns, her Mom said "OK, then why don't you tell me Honey."
Jenny says "The Mommy and Daddy take off their clothes and start hugging, then the Daddy's thingy stands up, and the Mommy kneels down and cleans her teeth with it."
Mom says "That's sweet Honey, but that's not where babies come from, that's where jewelry comes from!"
If the Stork is the bird that delivers babies...
then the bird that prevents them must be the s**...