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I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."
My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.
Because all girls with crazy boyfriend stories are dead.
"Stop using me in your bullshit stories."
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Unfortunately, he fell off the 40th story.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute.
I'm so sorry
They can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!
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New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.
9/11 victims.
They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds.
A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The French sailor asks how could you mistake a manatee for a mermaid? The Spanish sailor responds "Have you seen English women?"
The rest of your life.
Snort stories
9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.
9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds
"I'm too tired" and "I have a headache" are the only two stories I hear...
...and I asked if he had any crazy stories from his years in practice.
"Yes, actually. One time I cut a man's arm off."
"What, how!?"
"I could trouble you with the details, but I really just did it acciDENTALly."
And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called "9- 11 Jumpers" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds
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Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds
"My Life And Other Short Stories"
Grandfather: Did I ever tell you about the time we destroyed the opposing forces?
Grandson: I don't think you have...
Grandfather: it was hundred to two... Clearly outmatched. But we destroyed them both!
The library, because it has many stories.
Okay, I'll show myself out.
And that's how I saved Christmas...
9/11 victims because they went through 104 stories in just a few seconds
Libraries, because they have the most stories!
Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
9/11 victims because they went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
Jokes on them.
They went through 90 stories in 10 seconds.
Ferry tales
Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams
9/11 victims. They blew through 87 stories in 10 seconds
Dairytales
...I'm starting to think I might be ugly.
He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
News stories will start to feature me in the next 4 years.
They make up stories.
It's going to be scary, I can feel it.
...then there's multiple stories to a side.
9-11 Victims because they went through 81 stories in 10 seconds
New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.
9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in mere seconds
Only like 3, the rest are true stories.
I got a D- on my recent English test and my dad wasn't very happy with my mark. I asked my teacher if I could do a sexual favour for her to get a B+. She got very offended. My classmates didn't think that was okay either, and they stopped talking to me for a few weeks.
If you guys want, I can tell more stories about my homeschooling
That's when I hit her with the sickest burn / comeback of all time.
CAUSE IT'S FULL OF STORIES!!!
I'm so sorry
The library, because it has so many stories
A Library!
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
The library , cause it has the most stories.
They blessed the rains down in Africa.
Did I ever tell you about my run-in with a grizzly bear?
If you did, I don't remember
Well, I was walking along this trail when out of nowhere a grizzly bear jumped out at me! RAWRRRRRRR!
Oh my god! What happened?
I crapped my pants
Well, that's understandable. That sounds horrifying
No! Just now, when I went 'RAWRRRR!' I crapped my pants
He certainly has some mind-blowing stories to tell us!
Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don't go anywhere.
Saab stories
Norsery Rhymes
They bless the rains down in Africa .
Credits to u/Josh1804
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
...I would never dessert you.
A sweater doesn't go splat after falling 40 stories...
This: Justin.
2 hunters talk about what has happened to them and the first one says... "Once, when I was in Africa and I was hunting I feel something is behind me... so I turn around and see a huge lion right behind me ...so I start running in order to escape but it was getting closer and closer but when it just about to get me β¦ the lion just slipped and fell on the ground so I escaped." the second hunter then ask him in awe "and how the hell you didn't shit yourself mate? so he replies "what you think the lion slipped on ?"
A few groups of people are playing cards. Others are shooting billiards. Yet another group is sitting around a warm fire telling stories. Everyone seems to be having a wonderful time. Realizing he is hungry, the man gets in a large queue and starts chatting with an old friend. After many minutes go by, he realizes he is not in the food line at all. He asks his friend about if this is the right line. Oh, no, the friend said...
This is the punchline.
CNN: Trump phone call
MSNBC: Trump phone call
Fox news: Does walking a dog make you happier?
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"
9/11 victims, they went through more than 50 stories in less than 10 seconds!
They're my tales of whoa.
He was famously known for insisting on seeing the wounds for himself, and while most think it was because he didn't believe the stories he was hearing, I know it was because he wanted to confirm that Jesus was indeed a holey man.
One. The rest are true stories!
The HighSchool Girls National diving team's plane crashed into the ocean, and they washed up on a deserted island.
Physically, the few survivors were unharmed, but as the days past, their minds began to crack as they realized that they had not the tools, knowledge, or materials to build a working diving board and bring some normalcy back into their lives!
β¦
β¦
But alas⦠The poor bastards were forced to resort to cannonballism.
Because Sharon is Karen.
What the hell happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: βAh well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
βWow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
βOh, that is because seagull shit into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: βWhat?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
βYes that is true.. answers the pirate, β..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
Because they dragon.
I don't know, it depends on how many stories it has.
One of my faves that I came up with my senior year of high school in 2013. First joke on this sub, hopefully many more to come.
Their stories are always so drawn out.
What the hell happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: βAh well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
βWow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
βOh, that is because seagull shit into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: βWhat?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
βYes that is true.. answers the pirate, β..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
Because they have the most stories
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