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So I was talking with a dentist...

...and I asked if he had any crazy stories from his years in practice.
"Yes, actually. One time I cut a man's arm off."
"What, how!?"
"I could trouble you with the details, but I really just did it acciDENTALly."

Young Boy : Grandpa, tell me a story of your childhood

Old Man : Hmmm...when I was young, I could go to a store with 50 cents and get myself candy, toys, and bread.
YB : wow that must've been fantastic. What about now?
OM : Sigh, times have changed. Nowadays with those darn cameras everywhere in the store, its practically impossible to do so anymore.

A monk had s**... with a practically decomposed corpse.

It was considered a grave offense.
(True story in the Buddhist "Book Of Discipline volume 1")

A true story...

Me: My art style is practical and realistic. Not at all weird!
Me: practicing drawing eyes
Me: screws up
Me: d**... eye ice-cream!

Best/worst joke I've ever come up with on my own

True story: I was at a bar with a group of friends a few summers back. We were all working in research labs at the time, and 2 girls both named Amy happened to be assigned to the same project which lead to their schedules being nearly identical. You rarely saw one without the other. Someone brought this up after we'd all had a few drinks, and one of the Amy's said something along the lines of "yeah, we're always together; we're practically joined at the hip." This is turn resulted in me saying, "I guess you could say you're si-Amys." Then I went home.

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