The Best 12 Storey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Storey jokes. There are some storey loft jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these storey multilevel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Storey Jokes and Puns

Floor 13 may be haunted, but floor 666... a whole different storey.

What is the difference between falling from 10 storey building and 1 storey house?

10 storey building: "AAAAAAAAAAA" *BAM*


Why did the social awkward man never go to the second storey of his house ?

He couldn't handle the stairs.

God: Noah, it's time to build another boat.

Noah: Oh, so soon! But hey, you are the boss. So the same, animals, two by two?

God: Actually no. We forgot the fish last time so this time this will be just for the fish.

God (again): Also, build it with more than one deck.

Noah: Big boat, only fish and several levels. Got it boss!

God: And another thing. Not just any fish. I want only Carp on the new boat.

Noah: So, let me get this right God.

You want a "Multi Storey
Carp Ark!"....

The library in our town had thousands and thousands of books

But even then everyone referred to it as the two storey building.

What's the difference between someone who falls off of the 12th storey, and one who does off of the 2nd?

The first one goes "AAAAHHHHHHHH" and then goes 'Blam!'

The other one goes 'Blam!' and then goes "AAARRGGGHHHHHHH"

A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building

He watches as both hit the ground at the same time.
With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light.

I was disappointed that there's nowhere to get lost in my two storey apartment.

There isn't a maisonette.

What do you call a multi storey morgue


I clean all the bathrooms in a 25 storey building.

I was always told to start at the bottom and work my way up.

How do you make a cat flap?

Throw it out a third storey window

You can explore storey penthouse reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean storey stomp dad jokes. There are also storey puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I work on a construction site, and we're building a new apartment block. The ground floor has turned out pretty good.

But the first floor? That's a whole other storey.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the storey multistorey puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working storey ark piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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