Storage Jokes
74 storage jokes and hilarious storage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about storage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some funny storage jokes? Check out this collection of puns and quips related to storage units, storage facilities, self storage, cloud storage, computer storage, and food storage. From funny names to clever jokes, there's something for everyone who appreciates a good pun and laughs at GNU facilities, cupboards, and more.
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Funniest Storage Short Jokes
Short storage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The storage humour may include short warehouse jokes also.
- How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know.
(Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage) - In 1919, a storage tank full of molasses in Boston exploded, causing a flood that killed 21 people. I guess you could call it the Boston Molassacre.
- the world's best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic. It's always synching
- Daddy, what are clouds made of? Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly. - The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC... It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!
- If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage.
- My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually.
Well, well, well... - Don't have enough storage? Buy a chinese phone, so you are ensured that CCP has backup of all your data.
- What is another name for all the bodies of water on the Earth? Cloud Storage.
(Original joke!) - My house was bitten by a werewolf. Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.
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Storage One Liners
Which storage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with storage? I can suggest the ones about cache and memory.
- If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?
- What do you get a man who has everything? storage
- Why do computers hate going to their file storage? Because it's a hard drive.
- What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
- How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite
- How much storage frees up when Great Britain leaves the EU? 1 GB
- What company do you think has the most storage? Tupperware
- How much storage does an aquatic computer have? A trilobite
- What cloud based storage service do mexicans use? JuanDrive
- Yo mama is so fat ...that when she texted me, my phone ran out of storage space
- What are a storage admin's favorite pair of pants? Dockers
- What do you call the troublesome storage area under your roof? Problematic.
- What do you call popular mass storage? Metabyte
- Yo mama so fat her contact info take up all the storage space in your phone
- Wine storage Why is wine storage so expensive?
It's a cellar's market
Cloud Storage Jokes
Here is a list of funny cloud storage jokes and even better cloud storage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.
- My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located.
Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly. - Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data... I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.
- So far 8 of my cloud storage backup drives crashed. Now I'm on cloud 9.
- Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds? More storage space.
- I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?...
Computer Storage Jokes
Here is a list of funny computer storage jokes and even better computer storage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With all the increases in computer processing and storage... You would think Microsoft would have released ExExcel by now.
- Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
- When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management. It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.
- What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time.
- I was trying to collect every repost of this sub by taking a picture of each one But my computer doesn't have enough storage
- How much storage does a skeleton have in his computer? One terrorbyte
Storage Facility Jokes
Here is a list of funny storage facility jokes and even better storage facility puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like my women like I like my Chinese chemical storage facilities Ready to blow at any minute
Amusing & Witty Storage Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about storage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inventory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make storage pranks.
So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...
...where you design all its features yourself. The color, storage, apps that come with it, basically everything.
However, it got banned from all Apple stores because of its name, the iTouchMyself.
iPhone 7 is revolutionary!
•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot
It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!
I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.
I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"
Yo mama so fat..
...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said "Insufficient storage".
I finally found a girlfriend
I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well.
Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page?
No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she sends me n**..., my phone storage gets full.
My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.
I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
A man was looking for somewhere to store all his animals. So he asked his friend if he knew anyone with sufficient storage.
His friend replied: "Yeah no worries, I Noah guy".
What was the first form of digital storage?
gloves
What's the difference between France and a Flywheel energy storage system?
France has a higher RPM
Something stinks on my flight
I can't find it. I know I'm not the only one. Everybody around me has scrunched up faces. Someone hit the flight attendant button. The flight attendant notices quickly as well, and begins searching for the source. She starts ripping open the overhead storage bins, smelling each one cautiously. With a wretch, she grabs one case from above, yanks it to the ground and opens it to find a dead rabbit. The owner immediately jumps up and tells, "Hey, that's my carrion!"
We had an e**... in one of our chemistry labs last week.
Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.
We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.
One of the substances we cannot use it for is sodium. Even though it does not react with the helium, sodium in an environment with something it can't react with actually causes it to destabilize. In the correct stoichiometric ratio (8:3), it can actually explode. The chemists have a phrase they use to remind themselves of this:
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, He He He, goodbye.
A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."
‟On what grounds?
‟Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.
‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?
‟Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.
^(getting exasperated) ‟Does he beat you up?
‟No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.
‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
‟We just can't seem to communicate.
