The Best 49 Storage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Storage jokes. There are some storage nokia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these storage innovative puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Storage Jokes and Puns

So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...

...where you design all its features yourself. The color, storage, apps that come with it, basically everything.

However, it got banned from all Apple stores because of its name, the iTouchMyself.

What company do you think has the most storage?

Tupperware

Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data...

I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.

Storage joke, Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data..

My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility.

Oh, three of them, actually.
Well, well, well...

What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage?

I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time.


If you give a developer a cookie...

they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage.

If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?

Storage joke, If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know.

(Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

My mother is like cloud storage.

Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located.

Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly.

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iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

β€’no headphones jack
β€’no wireless charging
β€’no curved screen
β€’no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
β€’no VR headset support
β€’no 360 camera support
β€’no expansion storage slot

It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.

I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"

Yo mama so fat..

...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said "Insufficient storage".

I finally found a girlfriend

I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well.

Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page?

No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot.

Storage joke, Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page?

When the UK leaves the European Union

They'll have 1 GB more of storage space.

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly.

Wine storage

Why is wine storage so expensive?
It's a cellar's market


Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues

Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

What do Gungans prefer to use for storage?

Jar Jars.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.

What do you call popular mass storage?

Metabyte

What's a furry's favorite file storage format?

.rawr

What cloud based storage service do mexicans use?

JuanDrive

My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.

I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

What are a storage admin's favorite pair of pants?

Dockers

Yo mama so fat

her contact info take up all the storage space in your phone

A man was looking for somewhere to store all his animals. So he asked his friend if he knew anyone with sufficient storage.

His friend replied: "Yeah no worries, I Noah guy".

Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times

It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space

What do you call the troublesome storage area under your roof?

Problematic.

The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC...

It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!

What do you call a scary storage room on Halloween?

A warehouse

(Sorry)

How much storage does a skeleton have in his computer?

One terrorbyte

How much storage space does the earth have?

One terra-byte

I was trying to collect every repost of this sub by taking a picture of each one

But my computer doesn't have enough storage

What was the first form of digital storage?

gloves

the world's best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic.

It's always synching

How much storage frees up when Great Britain leaves the EU?

1 GB

What's the difference between France and a Flywheel energy storage system?

France has a higher RPM

My house was bitten by a werewolf.

Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.

When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management.

It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.

Don't have enough storage?

Buy a chinese phone, so you are ensured that CCP has backup of all your data.

How much storage does an aquatic computer have?

A trilobite

Something stinks on my flight

I can't find it. I know I'm not the only one. Everybody around me has scrunched up faces. Someone hit the flight attendant button. The flight attendant notices quickly as well, and begins searching for the source. She starts ripping open the overhead storage bins, smelling each one cautiously. With a wretch, she grabs one case from above, yanks it to the ground and opens it to find a dead rabbit. The owner immediately jumps up and tells, "Hey, that's my carrion!"

In 1919, a storage tank full of molasses in Boston exploded, causing a flood that killed 21 people.

I guess you could call it the Boston Molassacre.

What is another name for all the bodies of water on the Earth?

Cloud Storage.

(Original joke!)

A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

β€ŸOn what grounds?

β€ŸGrounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.

β€ŸNo, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?

β€ŸYes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.

^(getting exasperated) β€ŸDoes he beat you up?

β€ŸNo, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.

β€ŸWHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?

β€ŸWe just can't seem to communicate.

With all the increases in computer processing and storage...

You would think Microsoft would have released ExExcel by now.

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