The Best 7 Stop Motion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stop Motion jokes. There are some stop motion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stop motion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stop Motion Jokes and Puns

Pilot Choice

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.

Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.

All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.

"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"

The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose."

A woman is sitting at her dead husband's funeral.

A man motions to her and asks "Do you mind if I say a word?"
She replies "No, go right ahead".
The man walks to the pulpit, clears his through and says "Plethora".
As he was returning to his seat, the woman stops him and says "Thank you, it means a lot".

Two freinds are sitting on a bench, a deaf elderly woman and a elderly man.

While they are chatting, the woman speaking and the man signing, the man would stop and laugh, making a visible laughing motion that the woman sees.

The woman eventually asks what is so funny and the man signs backing, "Oh it's nothing."

They move on and the woman eventually says that her butt has fell asleep.

The man signs that "I know, I could hear it snoring. Why do you think I was laughing?"

Two stoned guys...

Two stoned guys were riding a car when a policeman stopped them. The driver told his friend keep quiet, you will get us in trouble if you speak, I'll do the talking ! The policeman knocked lightly on the window motioning to them to role it down and said good evening gentlemen the driver exclaimed which weed you are talking about ?!
Edit : English is not my first language so be kind please.
Edit 2: changed smarter to driver.

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

What if the 'Unstoppable Force' and the 'Immovable Object' actually came together?

It would be the greatest stop-motion blockbuster of all time.

What do you call a film that's entirely in stop-motion?

Non-stop motion.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stop motion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stop motion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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