Stoop Jokes
55 stoop jokes and hilarious stoop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stoop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stoop Short Jokes
Short stoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stoop humour may include short step stool jokes also.
- Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
- I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
- I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
- The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low.
- I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low.
- I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'
- I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
I thought to myself, "How could anyone stoop so low?" - Did you hear about the midget that got pick pocketed? I can't believe someone could stoop so low..
- I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!
- I was shocked... I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself How could someone stoop so low?
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Stoop One Liners
Which stoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stoop? I can suggest the ones about kneels and stool.
- I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low
- I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
- A dwarf was upset someone picked his pocket He said, " How could someone stoop so low"
- Did you hear about the dwarf who was pickpocketed? How could anyone stoop so low??
- Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?
- I don't understand people who pickpocket midgets How could they stoop so low?
- What did the cop tell the midget that was pick pocketed? How can anyone stoop that low!?
- I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
- I saw a guy pickpocket a legless midget I couldnt believe he would stoop so low.
- Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?
- You'll never see Satan stoop to wearing Armani. 'Cause the Devil wears Prada.
- I just saw a guy win a limbo contest. I couldn't believe he could stoop so low.
- Man rapes 20 in basement. Can't believe he stooped to that level.
- Why did h**... always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower.
Great Stoop Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about stoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doorstep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stoop pranks.
My friends were making fun of the short kid and asked me to join in.
I told them I wouldn't stoop down to their level.
In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis.
Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people
But I don't want to stoop to their level.
My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day
It broke my heart - I couldn't believe she would stoop so low.
Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face...
I never thought I'd stoop so low
Criminal activity report
I read this morning that someone pick pocketed a midget. How could someone stoop so low?
Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere
How could anyone stoop so low?
I once read an article about how a midget got pickpocketed...
How could anyone stoop so low
A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?"
The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."
One hot summer day on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are sitting on the stoop outside their apartment.
Bert turns to Ernie and says, _"Want to go get some ice cream?"_
Ernie replies, _"Sure Bert."_
I just found out my wife has been having an affair with a midget...
How could she stoop so low?
I asked my wife if she was cheating on me. She replied, "No, Eric. You think I would stoop that low?"
My name is Andrew...
My girlfriend left me today to be with someone who was a dwarf. I'm heartbroken.
I didn't know she could stoop so low...
My friend,who is a little person,got pickpocketed on his way home from work...
How could anyone stoop so low.
A Dwarf Woman Got Mad And Was Yelling Insults At Me
I just walked away and didn't say a thing. I didn't want to stoop down to her level.
My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.
If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.
You hear about the pickpocket that only robs midgets?
Hard to believe anyone could stoop that low.
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a boy sitting on the stoop. "Is your mother home?", he asked.
"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him pass. The salesman rang the bell three times but got no response. He then knocked on the door loudly but got no answer. Exasperated, he turned to the little boy and said, "I thought you said your mom was home."
"She is," he answered. The salesman was confused. "Then why doesn't she answer the door? Is she deaf?"
"She can't hear it," replied the little boy. "I don't live here."
Say what you will about dad jokes
But at least theres Norway I'll stoop Oslo as geography jokes.
I read in the news that someone stole the wallet of Peter Dinklage when he was out for a walk.
I mean—-who would stoop so low?
