The Best 42 Stoop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stoop jokes. There are some stoop bick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stoop low puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stoop Jokes and Puns

My friends were making fun of the short kid and asked me to join in.

I told them I wouldn't stoop down to their level.

I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets.

I never thought someone could stoop so low.

Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers?

How could someone stoop so low?

Stoop joke, Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers?

I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed...

how could anyone stoop so low

In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis.

Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.


I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.

The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'

Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop

When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: "Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"

Stoop joke, Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop

The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets.

I'm surprised someone could stoop so low.

there's a gang of pickpockets targeting midgets in my town...

honestly, how could they stoop so low

Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people

But I don't want to stoop to their level.

My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day

It broke my heart - I couldn't believe she would stoop so low.

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I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!

Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget?

How could he stoop so low?

I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

What did the cop tell the midget that was pick pocketed?

How can anyone stoop that low!?

Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed?

Who would stoop that low?

Stoop joke, Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed?

I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

I was reading in the paper...

And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
I thought to myself, "How could anyone stoop so low?"

I was reading in the paper...

And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself,
"Who could stoop so low?"


Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face...

I never thought I'd stoop so low

I just saw a midget get pickpocketed...

I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

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I read this morning that someone pick pocketed a midget. How could someone stoop so low?

I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.

I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

You'll never see Satan stoop to wearing Armani.

'Cause the Devil wears Prada.

Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere

How could anyone stoop so low?

I once read an article about how a midget got pickpocketed...

How could anyone stoop so low

Did you hear about the midget that got pick pocketed?

I can't believe someone could stoop so low..

A pumpkin says to a jack-o'-lantern "All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don't you want to mix it up, try something different?"

The jack-o'-lantern says "I don't have the guts."

One hot summer day on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie are sitting on the stoop outside their apartment.

Bert turns to Ernie and says, _"Want to go get some ice cream?"_

Ernie replies, _"Sure Bert."_

I just found out my wife has been having an affair with a midget...

How could she stoop so low?

Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York.

I can't believe someone would stoop that low.

RIP Verne

I asked my wife if she was cheating on me. She replied, "No, Eric. You think I would stoop that low?"

My name is Andrew...

My girlfriend left me today to be with someone who was a dwarf. I'm heartbroken.

I didn't know she could stoop so low...

I don't understand people who pickpocket midgets

How could they stoop so low?

My friend,who is a little person,got pickpocketed on his way home from work...

How could anyone stoop so low.

A dwarf was upset someone picked his pocket

He said, " How could someone stoop so low"

I saw a guy pickpocket a legless midget

I couldnt believe he would stoop so low.

I just saw a guy win a limbo contest.

I couldn't believe he could stoop so low.

Did you hear about the dwarf who was pickpocketed?

How could anyone stoop so low??

A Dwarf Woman Got Mad And Was Yelling Insults At Me

I just walked away and didn't say a thing. I didn't want to stoop down to her level.

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

You hear about the pickpocket that only robs midgets?

Hard to believe anyone could stoop that low.

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