Following is our collection of funny Stoners jokes. There are some stoners rockers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stoners marijuana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Baked Beans.
No Direction.
Stoners took over a town
This was a high coup
Stoners wait for them to turn green
They both hit the trees hard.
420 graze it
In a joint account
A Highlighter
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.
Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green.
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Oui-d
Lets blow this joint.
Neither are considered intelligent life forms.
7 Habits of Effectively High People
The cannibus
Because it's lit
Because they're baked snacks.
Don't you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?
One of the potheads turns to him and replies, I don't know, and I don't care.
It seems they still have a habit of being baked.
Joint custardy
because they're high rollers
They got joint custody
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
Because they keep smoking the pot.
they're calling it "Mellow Drama".
Hash Tag.
Marriage, you wanna?
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become
Baked goods
He sell a bit.
*24 Hour Litness*
Because they're to busy celebrating 80!
None, it's already LIT!
(Bonus:
-What do you call a stoner who recently broke up with his girlfriend?
-Homeless)
Jay and Silent Bob is only funny to non stoners..... Because everything is funny to real stoners.
They both get stoned after smoking weed.
Roll their money into joint accounts.
It is a joint effort
Carne e-sah dude
they both celebrate 4/20
because they're used to being high
Fort Wenty
Bahรก'รญ
Experts are saying it's the first recorded instance of killing two stoners with one bird.
It's hard on their joints.
Well, I told him, they're all stoners.
A Joint Effort.
The first answers, "Yahweh!"
It's a mellow drama.
Adoobe
BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!
They are both 100% cotton
They both inflame joints.
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