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17 stomped jokes and hilarious stomped puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stomped that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Stomped Short Jokes

Short stomped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stomped humour may include short stomps jokes also.

  1. Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
  2. Do you know why Ducks have big flat feet? So they can stomp out forest fires.
    Do you know why elephants have big flat feet?
    So they can stomp out flaming Ducks.
  3. Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stomp out forest fires.
    Why do elephants have big flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming ducks.
  4. the miracle of being a teen mom when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals.
  5. When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus I was so mad at them! I stomped out the door, got in my car and drove away.
  6. A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball The police suspect foul play was afoot
  7. Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey.
  8. I'm tired of people stomping all over my hard work, trampling on it without even noticing. Maybe I should quit my job at the doormat factory...
  9. A tomato dad, mother, and son are walking in a street. The tomato son falls behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on him, and yells, "Ketchup!"
  10. While on a busy freeway, a blonde suddenly stomps on the brakes. Why'd you do that? her friend says.
    Didn't you see the sign? It said BREAK FAST AHEAD

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Stomped One Liners

Which stomped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stomped? I can suggest the ones about trampled and stamped.

  1. What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden? Squash
  2. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot
  3. The suspect was stomped by the officer's mount... It was ruled a "use of excessive horse"
  4. Best tips to survive life? Don't get stomped on life.
  5. What's the best way to describe getting curb stomped? sole-crushing
  6. Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes.

Stomped joke, Would you like to make me wine?

Amusing & Witty Stomped Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about stomped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beaten jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stomped pranks.

A boy and his father are playing catch

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)
Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...

but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.
This one isn't wearing any shoes either!

A little girl asks her father where people came from.

He explained about Adam and Eve and they were our original ancestors and they had babies and that's where we came from.
Later that day the girl asked her Mom who explained that their ancestors were monkeys and apes and humans evolved from the monkeys. "So, our relatives are monkeys?" "That's right, dear"
Now the little girl was angry and stomped into the living room to see her Dad and told him what her Mom said. "You lied to me!" the little girl shouted at him.
No I didn't honey. Your Mom was talking about her side of the family

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test and it came back positive.

While she screamed and stomped around the house, k**... and hitting whatever she came into contact with, her father walked over.
With a pitiful eye, he looked at me and said, "You should have worn a c**...."
I said, "I'm not the only one."

One day a woman and her baby got onto a bus

As the woman paid the bus driver, he said to her, That is one ugly baby!"
The woman was furious and stomped to her seat.
"What's the matter?"asked
another passenger.
"The bus driver just insulted me!"
"Well go up there and tell him off
while I hold your monkey."

The tomato family was walking down the street....

...when daddy tomato and mommy tomato noticed that baby tomato had started to fall behind so daddy tomato went back to the baby and stomped on him and said "Ketchup!"

A poor farmer wants a vacation.

So he saves up money, then goes to a luxury hotel. The waiter gave him his key to his room, then told him where to go next. So the farmer did what he was told, but then a few minutes later, he stomped to the waiter, complaining:" THAT IS A ROOM? YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT A CHAIR THERE! I'M OUT!"
The waiter laughed, then told the farmer: "Sir, that's the elavator."

A stranger approached Nasruddin as he was standing at the crossroads

"Which way to town?" the stranger asked.
Nasruddin pointed to the right.
"And how long will it take to get there?"
Nasruddin stared at the stranger intently and shrugged.
"I know you can hear me!" the stranger shouted. "How long will it take me to get to town?"
Nasruddin shrugged again, and the stranger stomped off angrily.
A minute later, Nasruddin shouted, "About half an hour."
The stranger turned and shouted back, "Why didn't you say so?"
"I had to see how quickly you were walking," Nasruddin replied, smiling.

Stomped joke, A stranger approached Nasruddin as he was standing at the crossroads