The Best 5 Stomachache Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stomachache jokes. There are some stomachache diarrhoea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stomachache dinosore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stomachache Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Probably a massive stomachache.

What, you didn't think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you??

Kevin is on his way home after receiving his paycheck when a stomachache hit him..

Luckily, he was passing by a river.
Kevin ran for it and made a quick drop at the bank.

My favorite kind of magic

Is that when you're at the bathroom and your stomachache just disapear.

Why did Godzilla get a stomachache?

Because he ate too much suites.

"Mom, I have stomachache"

"That's because you leave your stomach empty from time to time" said his mom.

"Now I know why you often have headache"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stomachache gastro jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stomachache stomach piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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