The Best 14 Stoma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stoma jokes. There are some stoma swallow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stoma remember puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stoma Jokes and Puns

What did the stomach say to the burp?

If you're real quiet I'll let you out the back door.

What do a stomach pump and an exorcist have in common?

They're both used to remove unwanted spirits from a body.

"Why your stomach is so big"..."I had a baby"

... for lunch.

Stoma joke, "Why your stomach is so big"..."I had a baby"

I was having stomach problems the other day so I went to the doctor for my diarrhea.

He gave me a blind fold and told me to wait 20 and that I would be fine and it worked.

Now I have gonorrhea

TIL about GMO Corn

Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.


Everyone has a second stomach for alcohol

It's called the liver

I had a stomach ache...

My SO asked what's wrong,
I said "I have a clog in my intestines"
she responds with "you need to stop eating shoes"

Stoma joke, I had a stomach ache...

My stomach hasn't felt well all day, I'm like a bartender during an earthquake...

I'm having trouble controlling my stools.

My stomach must be searching the internet...

It's Googling.

I'm 41, but I have a stomach of a 20 year-old.

Everything triggers it.

I'd been having some stomach issues, so I went to the GI

He said I should keep a bathroom journal, but I prefer to call it a log book.

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My stomach is flat.

The L is silent. ..

How'd the stomach know the food went bad

It was a a gut feeling

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stoma intestines jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stoma pain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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