Stollen Jokes

Funniest Stollen Short Jokes

Short stollen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stollen humour may include short ovens jokes also.

1. The German bakery near me had to shut down when the owner was arrested for theft We should have known, the cakes were all Stollen.
2. Why couldn't the woman find her Christmas cake? It was stollen.
   Happy cake day to meeeee …
3. I made a traditional German dessert for this years' Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, it was stollen.
4. Did you see the newspaper headlines about the Christmas Eve robbery at the German bakery? It said… STOLLEN STOLEN!!
5. Police are reporting that they have just located a truck of stollen goods Though they are not hopeful that anyone will come forward to claim the German fruitcake.
6. One of the cakes is missing from my German cake stall... ... I'm worried that it was stollen.
7. What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen.
8. Our local police are flying a drone above our Christmas market. I think they're looking for Stollen goods.
9. I'm so disappointed. I bought dessert for a traditional German Christmas dinner. But it was stollen.
10. The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.

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Stollen One Liners

Which stollen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stollen? I can suggest the ones about knead and gingerbread.

1. Did you hear about the German that couldn't eat his Christmas cake? It was stollen
2. Why did the German Christmas cake disappear? Because it was stollen.
3. Why did the German baker call the police? Everything in his bakery was stollen
4. Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake? It was Stollen.
5. Has anyone seen my marzipan cake? I think it was stollen.
6. What happened to the German cake?! I think it was Stollen...
7. What do you call bread that isn't yours? Stollen.
   (It's old I know, but still good)
8. Did you hear about the big German bakery heist of 1988? Everything was stollen
9. Why didn't Santa get any mince pies on Christmas? Because it was stollen.
10. What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen
11. I took a fruitcake to germany It was stollen
12. Why didn't the Germans have any cakes at Christmas Because they were all stollen
13. Why was Christmas ruined for the Germans? All their cakes were stollen
14. A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen.

Comical Stollen Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about stollen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean icing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stollen pranks.