The Best 23 Stollen Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stollen jokes. There are some stollen christmas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stollen ovens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stollen Jokes and Puns
Did you hear about the German that couldn't eat his Christmas cake?
It was stollen
Why did the German Christmas cake disappear?
Because it was stollen.
Why did the German baker call the police?
Everything in his bakery was stollen
I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree.
I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.
- Stollen from Norm's new show.
Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake?
It was Stollen.
Has anyone seen my marzipan cake?
I think it was stollen.
What happened to the German cake?!
I think it was Stollen...
What do you call bread that isn't yours?
Stollen.
(It's old I know, but still good)
Did you hear about the big German bakery heist of 1988?
Everything was stollen
Why didn't Santa get any mince pies on Christmas?
Because it was stollen.
Police are reporting that they have just located a truck of stollen goods
Though they are not hopeful that anyone will come forward to claim the German fruitcake.
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What do you call cake that isn't yours?
Stollen
One of the cakes is missing from my German cake stall...
... I'm worried that it was stollen.
What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out.
All of his cookies were Stollen.
Our local police are flying a drone above our Christmas market.
I think they're looking for Stollen goods.
I took a fruitcake to germany
It was stollen
I'm so disappointed. I bought dessert for a traditional German Christmas dinner.
But it was stollen.
The germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security
at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.
Why didn't the Germans have any cakes at Christmas
Because they were all stollen
Why was Christmas ruined for the Germans?
All their cakes were stollen
Why did the teacher leave her husband and run away with the cake salesman?
Because he had stollen her heart.
A German bakers was robbed...
Apparently everything was stollen.
Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stollen gingerbread jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stollen knead piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.