Stolen Toilet Jokes
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The toilet at my local police station has been stolen.
Cops have nothing to go on
One of my dads faves
Burglars have broken into Scotland Yard and stolen all the toilets
Police say they have nothing to go on
Couple police jokes
1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.
In tonight's news...
Seattle police were astonished to find that all the toilets in the central precinct had been stolen overnight.
When asked about suspects, the Chief stated that they have nothing to go on.
According to the police blotter in our newspaper, it's been a tough week for them.
Monday: Someone stole all the toilets from the station house. So far they have nothing to go on.
Wednesday: A large sinkhole opened up in the middle of main St. They are still looking into it.
Friday: A thief has stolen all the wheels off of the police cruisers. They are working the case tirelessly.
I called the police to report my toilet had been stolen
they said I had nothing to go on
All the toilet seats were recently stolen from the local police department
They still have nothing to go on...
Why were the police stumped on the stolen toilet?
Because they had nothing to go on
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A cowboy is sitting in a saloon...
when he looks out the window and notices his horse has been stolen. He turns around and shouts out to the rest of bar, "Alright, looks like one of you mangey dogs done stole my horse. Now, I'm going to go take a leak. And when I get back, my horse better be back outside... or else I'm going to have to do what I did back in El Paso... and I don't want to have to do what I did back in El Paso.
So he gets up, heads off to the toilet and when he returned, sure enough, his horse was t**... outside right where he had left it. As he was saddling up some of the people from inside the bar came out, "Hey, stranger. What was it you did in El Paso that you didn't want to do again?"
"I walked home."
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