You have my Word.
You have my word
You have my Word.
It was like taking baby from a Candi.
I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.
I'm not annoyed. I'm delighted.
Police : why didn't you report the stolen credit card ?
Me : The thief was spending less than my wife
To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
I'm not sure how I feel about that....
Would it be called an Edison?
Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
You Have My Word.
You have my Word.
I will track you down, you have my word.
It was Risky Business.
I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.
He was charged with mugging.
I don't know how they can sleep at night.
...I don't know how I feel about that.
But I don't want him found. He is spending less than she was.
Credit : The Murder Room
The christian asks, "So how come you don't embrace Jesus?"
The atheist says, "You've got it wrong. I love Jesus!"
He goes on, "It's his fan club I can't stand!"
He said it was a whisk worth taking
I hope your happy now.
Detectives have nothing to go on.
Authorities have nothing to go on.
When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
But I'll get my revenge. You have my Word.
...It was a huge bust.
I will find you; you have my Word. You've taken my one only good Outlook in life. Seriously though, how did you gain Access & why did you only leave OneNote?
It was a whisk I was willing to take.
I was robbed at ballpoint.
How do these people sleep at night?
They had nothing to go on.
The woman says to the waiter, "Two pork chops, and make them lean." And the waiter says, "Yes, ma'am. Which way?"
I hope they can do a better job with it.
He wasn't looking
Whoever you are, I'm not happy
The other day, I looked out my window to see two guys stealing my side gate!
I didn't say anything to them though.
I didn't want them to take offence.
But it's ok, they were free of charge!
I did it for the buzz.
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you lad?"
"Yesss, Sssshombody stol me car!" the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key"
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see.
He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOH GOD...they got me girlfriend too!!"
Two hillbillies got married. On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn't really know what to do.
The hillbilly bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
I won't be reporting it though, the thief spends less than my wife.
Keep it. It's hot where you're going
I didn't see that coming.
I didn't see them going either.
The Father's Day cards.
It was a whisk worth taking
I knew she would be crawling back for me.
How low can you go?
I guess you could say he was abduckted.
that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
They have to attend my mother-in-law's party next weekend.
I was arrested for having a congealed weapon.
I couldn't bereave it!
The worst part is the police have nothing to go on.
.... you can hide but you can't run!
That's the last time I take an epileptic kid to the strobe light store
I guess they really wanted to get high
And then got accused of cultural appropriation
I guess they just toque it.
That was uncalled for.
You made me so angry, I'm violint now.
I was robbed blind.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
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