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I hope your happy now.
The other day, I looked out my window to see two guys stealing my side gate!
I didn't say anything to them though.
I didn't want them to take offence.
It was Risky Business.
I will track you down, you have my word.
When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
Detectives have nothing to go on.
The woman says to the waiter, "Two pork chops, and make them lean." And the waiter says, "Yes, ma'am. Which way?"
You have my Word.
They had nothing to go on.
You have my word
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But I'll get my revenge. You have my Word.
On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn't really know what to do.
The hillbilly bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
He was charged with mugging.
Authorities have nothing to go on.
The christian asks, "So how come you don't embrace Jesus?"
The atheist says, "You've got it wrong. I love Jesus!"
He goes on, "It's his fan club I can't stand!"
To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.
You have my Word.
He said it was a whisk worth taking
...I don't know how I feel about that.
But it's ok, they were free of charge!
It was like taking baby from a Candi.
I'm not sure how I feel about that....
I hope they can do a better job with it.
I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.
Whoever you are, I'm not happy
I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.
I won't be reporting it though, the thief spends less than my wife.
It was a whisk I was willing to take.
You Have My Word.
Police : why didn't you report the stolen credit card ?
Me : The thief was spending less than my wife
You have my Word.
But I don't want him found. He is spending less than she was.
Credit : The Murder Room
I'm not annoyed. I'm delighted.
He wasn't looking
I don't know how they can sleep at night.
I was robbed at ballpoint.
...It was a huge bust.
How do these people sleep at night?
I did it for the buzz.
Would it be called an Edison?
I will find you; you have my Word. You've taken my one only good Outlook in life. Seriously though, how did you gain Access & why did you only leave OneNote?
I have no words.
Whoever it was, I'll make you pay
You have my Word.
I hope they're happy now.
I was very delighted.
I was like, What the Hellman?
You can hide, but you can't run.
I still don't know how I feel about that.
Now I have to go down to the police station and look at some mug shots.
I just can't handle it anymore.
The Audacity of that bitch.
If I ever get caught, there's going to be hell toupee.
Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
The cops are working on a lead, but they've got nothing to go on.
I'm delighted.
Thirty stolen jokes is an Amy Schumer special.
My thoughts and prayers are with them.
Investigators have nothing to go on.
I will find you. You have my Word.
My thoughts are with their family.
Riding back home was a huge pain in the ass.
It's now my ex-box. It wasn't anything personal I just wanted a switch.
It's called Bindr
I have contacts
Look out!
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