The Best 4 Stoic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stoic jokes. There are some stoic inexplicably jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stoic deadpan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stoic Jokes and Puns

"Wanna hear a joke?" my friend says

"Sure, I could go for a joke." I answer.

With a stoic face, he simply says "Sex."

I laugh nervously and respond "I don't get it..."

His face erupts into a grin as he says "And you never will!"

Why is the table always stoic?

Because there was no chair attached.

A couple arrives at the dentist for a tooth extraction.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor", says the man, "No gas or needles, or any of that. Just pull the tooth and get it over with".

"Wow", says the dentist, "You're certainly stoic, which tooth is it?"

The man turns to his wife, "Show him the tooth honey."

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stoic zeno jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stoic glum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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