Stoic Jokes
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"Wanna hear a joke?" my friend says
"Sure, I could go for a joke." I answer.
With a stoic face, he simply says "s**...."
I laugh nervously and respond "I don't get it..."
His face erupts into a grin as he says "And you never will!"
Why is the table always stoic?
Because there was no chair attached.
A couple arrives at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor", says the man, "No gas or needles, or any of that. Just pull the tooth and get it over with".
"Wow", says the dentist, "You're certainly stoic, which tooth is it?"
The man turns to his wife, "Show him the tooth honey."
What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
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