The Best 6 Stockbroker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stockbroker jokes. There are some stockbroker broker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stockbroker assets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stockbroker Jokes and Puns

How many stockbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Too. Want to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to sell it before it crashes

What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?

The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

Did you hear the one about the Stockbroker who got a job at the GAP?

He's a shorts-seller

I think my stockbroker wants me to start smoking weed.

He told me I should buy low and sell high.

What did the stockbroker say to the prostitute after he came on her back.

"I just liquidated some assets."


My stockbroker made me a millionaire today

I was a billionaire yesterday...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stockbroker muggings jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stockbroker atrocity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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