The Best 5 Stirs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stirs jokes. There are some stirs veggies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stirs porterhouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stirs Jokes and Puns

The Jew says...

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!

Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!

Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!

They all wait for the Jew to speak…

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling!!

My friend stirs soup with his left hand.

But I stir soup with a spoon.

What's the difference between a chef and a homosexual?

One stirs today's food and the other stirs yesterday's.

What do you call a bricklayer who stirs his mortar with a fork?

A mortar forker!

Man goes to a doctor complaining of eye pain...

Every time he drinks his tea. The doctor offers him a cup of tea and tells him to drink it. The guy puts two lumps of sugar in and stirs with a spoon and drinks while shouting in agony. He then says see doctor, it happens every time!
The doctor nods, then removes the tea spoon from the cup and says I have cured you now!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stirs mixes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stirs meal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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