Stirrups Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stirrups jokes. Read stirrups oils jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stirrups paso puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam

She gets into the gown and positions herself into the stirrups. When the doctor comes in, he tells her that the exam may be painful and asked if she would like to be numbed. Afraid of the pain, she replies, please. The doctor says okay, this will just take a minute . The doctor puts on his gloves, lifts up her gown, begins to put his head between her legs and goes numb numb numb numb...

A woman visits the gynaecologist for the first time...

Her legs are up in the stirrups and she looks very uncomfortable. The doctor says, "You look nervous. Would you like me to numb you down there before the exam?"

She looks relieved and says "Yes, please."

So, the doctor puts his head between her legs and goes num, num, num.

First time at the gynecologist

It's a girl's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the
stirrups, and she's very nervous.

The gynecologist says, "You're scared, aren't you?"

She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist."

He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"

She says, "Please."

He goes (sticking nose in her lap), "Num, num, num, num..."

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the stirrups stirrup puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working stirrups examination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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