Following is our collection of funny Stir jokes. There are some stir altruistic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stir mingle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
For causing such a stir!!
it caused quite a stir
An ash hoe.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh
Next time I'm just going to stir it with a straw like everybody else
You add ices.
Go to Home Depot or Wall-mart and buy a can of black spray paint. Any brand works great.
Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick.
The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds. Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well.
Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start killing each other.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
'I always stir my tea with my left hand,' said The Englishman.
'I always stir my tea with my right hand,' said The Scotsman.
How about you?' the Irishman was asked.
'Oh me?' said the Irishman, 'I always use a spoon.'
He was between a wok and a hot plate.
Next time you have an anthill problem, here is what you do;
Grab yourself a can of black spray paint and cover the entire anthill in it. Then grab a stick or something of the sort and stir the paint in. Once all the ants realize they now live in a black neighborhood, they stop working and start shooting each other.
It's like it just gets up and Woks away
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Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
"My right?"
"How original, I use a spoon"
It went into the kitchen and caused a stir.
It makes it easier to scrape into the trash
They could call it Stir Wars.
To dissolve the sugar.
(Courtesy of my dad)
But I stir soup with a spoon.
I would use a spoon.
3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.
1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.
2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.
3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.
Hey that's whisky behavior
He told me to "wok this way."
An Ewok
It's egg-nog-stick.
First time I've ever seen a dead man wok-ing.
Stirlitz saw how two German soldiers pour a gasoline on a cat and set it on fire. Poor cat runs in agony and after few seconds fall on ground and dies. He ran out of fuel - Stirlitz said.
He went stir crazy.
A man bought a kitchen mixer on sale from the thrift shop, every time he used it, the batter would splatter, but it was too late by the time he realized it did nothing but stir up trouble...
I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...
It was quite awkward for his female coworkers.
"What are you doing?" I asked
"Well," she said, "I've kept quiet for too long and I'm sick of you not concentrating on your driving - you do the steering and I'll stir the petrol."
While cooking, he stirred the pot. It was a prime mini stir
You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
A man and his wife are having hard financial times and decide that the husband will pimp the wife out.
The man parks and waits while his wife goes around the corner to stir up business.
At the end of the night, the wife comes back to the car, and her husband asks how much she made.
"$100 and 50 cents," the wife says.
"That's great," replies the husband. "But who paid the 50 cents?"
"All of them."
I decided to go for a wok.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stir kettle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stir mixes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.