Stir Jokes

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did you ever hear the one about the racist teaspoon?

it caused quite a stir

HOW TO GET RID OF ANTS

HOW TO GET RID OF ANTS

My buddy from Atlanta Georgia swears this works.

Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy a can of black spray paint.

Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick.

The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds.

Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well.

Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start killing each other.

My friend stirs soup with his left hand.

But I stir soup with a spoon.

Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

Why was the teaspoon arrested?

For causing such a stir!!

Coffee drinking trio

3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.

1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.

2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.

3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.

An Englishman is visiting Ireland for the first time...

His first stop is Cork where he decides he wants to kiss the famous Blarney Stone. Unfortunately for him he hasn't a clue where the stone is, so he walks into a pub to ask for directions.

He walks into the pub and yells, "Alright Paddies, I'm visiting from London and I'm looking for someone to take me to kiss this famous Blarney's Stone I've heard so much about."

There's a small stir in the bar as every Irishman scowls at him, until one man stands up. The huge, red-bearded man walks over to the Englishman, towering over him by a full foot.

He says, "Aye, I'll take ye to the Blarney Stone, but there's something you missed."

"And what might that be?" the Englishman replies.

"Ye see, there's two Blarney stones." the Irishman tells him.

The Englishman, slightly peeved at this insight, sighs to him, "Well I don't care, I just want to kiss one."

"Well alright," the Irishman replies as he drops his pants, "I'm Blarney. Kiss one."

How to deal with an anthill

Next time you have an anthill problem, here is what you do;

Grab yourself a can of black spray paint and cover the entire anthill in it. Then grab a stick or something of the sort and stir the paint in. Once all the ants realize they now live in a black neighborhood, they stop working and start shooting each other.

The Tea Survey

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.

'I always stir my tea with my left hand,' said The Englishman.

'I always stir my tea with my right hand,' said The Scotsman.

How about you?' the Irishman was asked.

'Oh me?' said the Irishman, 'I always use a spoon.'

Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale

It makes it easier to scrape into the trash

What do you say when a stirring utensil is doing something unsafe?

Hey that's whisky behavior

What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire.

An ash hoe.

While cooking dinner this happened.

I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh

What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys?

An Ewok

Why do Chinese people stir their tea clockwise while the Japanese stir it anticlockwise?

To dissolve the sugar.

(Courtesy of my dad)

Did you hear about the troublesome teaspoon?

It went into the kitchen and caused a stir.

How to get rid of ants.

Go to Home Depot or Wall-mart and buy a can of black spray paint. Any brand works great.

Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick.
The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds. Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well.

Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start killing each other.

Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?

He told me to "wok this way."

A man buys a mixer

A man bought a kitchen mixer on sale from the thrift shop, every time he used it, the batter would splatter, but it was too late by the time he realized it did nothing but stir up trouble...

Why would you use your right hand to stir your coffee?

I would use a spoon.

They Should Make A Star Wars Themed Cooking Competition.

They could call it Stir Wars.

Why does asparagus make your pee smell so bad?

Next time I'm just going to stir it with a straw like everybody else

How do you stir the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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