Stir Fry Jokes

33 stir fry jokes and hilarious stir fry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stir fry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Stir Fry Short Jokes

Short stir fry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stir fry humour may include short deep fry jokes also.

  1. My wife gave out to me this morning, because our fridge was full of stir fry. Oh god I must have being sleep wokking again.
  2. I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry. You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
  3. Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry... I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...
  4. Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry? He told me to "wok this way."
  5. My friend told me the handle on my stir-fry pan needed to be tightened. Then he carried it home and fixed it. He didn't just talk the torque, he walked the wok.

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Stir Fry One Liners

Which stir fry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stir fry? I can suggest the ones about stir and frying.

  1. What do you call a zombie making stir-fry? Dead man woking
  2. How does Pac-Man make a stir-fry? With a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
  3. I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal I decided to go for a wok.
  4. A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï. He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".
  5. Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
  6. I just witnessed Elvis cooking stir fry... First time I've ever seen a dead man wok-ing.
  7. Why don't lazy people like cooking a stir-fry? Because they have to do a lot of wok-ing
  8. I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away
  9. The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate.
  10. What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum
  11. I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver.
  12. What dish do goblins like best? Mon-stir fry!
  13. I found stir fry all over my bed this morning I must have been sleep **wok**ing again

Stir Fry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about stir fry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fry cook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stir fry pranks.

While cooking dinner this happened.

I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." a laugh

Guy confessing to mother about being Gay

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer
hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell
you. I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response,
and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
p**... she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay,
doesn't that mean that you put other men's
p**... in your mouth?"
He says nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, I do."
His mother went back to stirring the p**..., then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, "Don't you
dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!"