Stinky Jokes
45 stinky jokes and hilarious stinky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stinky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of funny, stinky jokes! From stinky feet and breath to stinky fart and armpit odors, discover the weirdest, stinkiest and funniest jokes about stench, aroma, and stink. Whether you're looking for jokes about stinky cheese, fish, dog, and poop, this article has something for you!
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Funniest Stinky Short Jokes
Short stinky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stinky humour may include short nasty jokes also.
- What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master? One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee
- I remember this from a Monty Python "My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"
- I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured.
- Stinky smell in the car ... -Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead. - Giraffe have long necks for a reason. Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet. - Politicians are like soft poops They move with a light push, leave a stinky mess behind, and require lots of paper to clean up.
- What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC] Felonious Skunk
- My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air.
- Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica
- Why are construction sites so stinky? Because the workers are just fartin' around.
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Stinky One Liners
Which stinky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stinky? I can suggest the ones about you stink and smell bad.
- [Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky? During spring cleaning
- What do you call a stinky lawyer? Law and Odor
- How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky
- What do you call a gay teletubby? Stinky Winkie
- Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker.
- What is deep and dark and stinky? A man hole
- What do you call a stinky bug? A muskito
- What do you call a stinky dad? Pungent
- How do you greet a stinky Australian? B'day mate!
- What do you call Ryu's stinky cousin? Pyu
- How did they know which Teletubby was gay? Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky
- What does an Italian genius say to a stinky person? Eureka!
(I'll see myself out) - How do you aprouch a stinky cheese Carefilly
- My stinky feet are always welcome to a party They are a funguest
- I like my women like I like my cheese... Old and Stinky!
You So Stinky Jokes
Here is a list of funny you so stinky jokes and even better you so stinky puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky p**.... I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.
- My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue. What does she know? She's a stinky p**... face, anyway.
- What do you call a stinky potato? Tater t**...!
- What do you call a really, super-stinky piece of tofu? To-p**....
- Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a p**...
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What funny jokes about stinky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean you so stank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stinky pranks.
Once there were three fish who lived in a market.
Their names were Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Green Fish.
One day the Red Fish said to the Blue Fish: "Hey, I think that Green Fish is stinky."
The Blue Fish said: "You're right, that Green Fish is stinky."
And the Green Fish said: "Sorry guys, I f**...."
Confessions of a newly wed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.
After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.
Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.
A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...
The man said:
"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..
Let's go bowling!"
A guy gets to the doctor, f**... over and over...
- Hi doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I can't stop f**.... Luckily it has no smell!
The doctor looks at him, write down a prescription and say:
- Take this for a week and come back.
So the guy does. And returns still f**... to the doctor:
- I took the pills, but I still can't stop f**... and now they are really stinky!
The doctor:
- OK. Now that we took care of your nose, let's look into your f**... problem.
