Stinky Jokes
39 stinky jokes and hilarious stinky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stinky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of funny, stinky jokes! From stinky feet and breath to stinky fart and armpit odors, discover the weirdest, stinkiest and funniest jokes about stench, aroma, and stink. Whether you're looking for jokes about stinky cheese, fish, dog, and poop, this article has something for you!
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Funniest Stinky Short Jokes
Short stinky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stinky humour may include short nasty jokes also.
- What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master? One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee
- I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured.
- Stinky smell in the car ... -Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead. - Giraffe have long necks for a reason. Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet. - My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air.
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Stinky One Liners
Which stinky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stinky? I can suggest the ones about smell bad and gassy.
- [Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky? During spring cleaning
- What do you call a stinky lawyer? Law and Odor
- How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky
- Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker.
- What do you call a stinky bug? A muskito
- What is deep and dark and stinky? A man hole
- What do you call a stinky dad? Pungent
- How did they know which Teletubby was gay? Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky
- How do you aprouch a stinky cheese Carefilly
- My stinky feet are always welcome to a party They are a funguest
- How do you greet a stinky Australian? B'day mate!
- What do you call a stinky potato? Tater t**...!
- What do you call a really, super-stinky piece of tofu? To-p**....
- I like my women like I like my cheese... Old and Stinky!
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What funny jokes about stinky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smells so bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stinky pranks.
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Once there were three fish who lived in a market.
Their names were Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Green Fish.
One day the Red Fish said to the Blue Fish: "Hey, I think that Green Fish is stinky."
The Blue Fish said: "You're right, that Green Fish is stinky."
And the Green Fish said: "Sorry guys, I f**...."
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I remember this from a Monty Python
"My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"
Confessions of a newly wed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.
After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.
Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.
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A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...
The man said:
"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..
Let's go bowling!"
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A guy gets to the doctor, f**... over and over...
- Hi doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I can't stop f**.... Luckily it has no smell!
The doctor looks at him, write down a prescription and say:
- Take this for a week and come back.
So the guy does. And returns still f**... to the doctor:
- I took the pills, but I still can't stop f**... and now they are really stinky!
The doctor:
- OK. Now that we took care of your nose, let's look into your f**... problem.
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This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky p**....
I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.
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My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue.
What does she know? She's a stinky p**... face, anyway.
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Politicians are like soft poops
They move with a light push, leave a stinky mess behind, and require lots of paper to clean up.
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What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance?
Felonious Skunk
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This guy was with a h**... for the first time. .
She took him into her room and asked him what would be his pleasure. Being naive, he asked, "Do you have any suggestions?"
She said, "Would you like French style, Straight, Around the World, or maybe 69?"
He replies, "I'll try one of those 69's."
As they were engaged in a 69, the h**... let out a loud and smelly f**.... "Ooohh! Excuse me," she said with a giggle. They proceeded and a few minutes later, she let another stinky, loud f**... fly. "Ohhh," she said as she giggled and said, "how do you like it so far?"
He replies, "Well, it feels pretty good, but I'm not sure I can take 67 more. "
