The Best 27 Stinky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stinky jokes. There are some stinky odor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stinky you so stinky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Stinky Jokes and Puns

I remember this from a Monty Python

"My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"

Once there were three fish who lived in a market.

Their names were Red Fish, Blue Fish, and Green Fish.

One day the Red Fish said to the Blue Fish: "Hey, I think that Green Fish is stinky."

The Blue Fish said: "You're right, that Green Fish is stinky."

And the Green Fish said: "Sorry guys, I farted."

Confessions of a newly wed.

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.

After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.

Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

Why did the baker have stinky hands?

He kneaded a poo

Giraffe have long necks for a reason.

Do you know why giraffe have long necks?

Because they have stinky feet.

What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC]

Felonious Skunk

Stinky joke, What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC]

A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...

The man said:

"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..

Let's go bowling!"

I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses.

Maybe I'm just uncultured.

What do you call a gay teletubby?

Stinky Winkie

Stinky smell in the car ...

-Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead.

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[Slinky] When should you wash a stinky slinky?

During spring cleaning

What do you call Ryu's stinky cousin?


This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.

I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.

What is deep and dark and stinky?

A man hole

What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

Stinky joke, What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

How do you aprouch a stinky cheese


What do you call a stinky potato?

Tater toots!

What does an Italian genius say to a stinky person?


(I'll see myself out)

Politicians are like soft poops

They move with a light push, leave a stinky mess behind, and require lots of paper to clean up.

How did they know which Teletubby was gay?

Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky

What do you call a stinky lawyer?

Law and Odor

What do you call a stinky dad?


What do you call a stinky bug?

A muskito

How do you greet a stinky Australian?

B'day mate!

My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue.

What does she know? She's a stinky poo face, anyway.

Stinky joke, My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue.

A guy gets to the doctor, farting over and over...

- Hi doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I can't stop farting. Luckily it has no smell!
The doctor looks at him, write down a prescription and say:
- Take this for a week and come back.
So the guy does. And returns still farting to the doctor:
- I took the pills, but I still can't stop farting and now they are really stinky!
The doctor:
- OK. Now that we took care of your nose, let's look into your fart problem.

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