Stink Jokes
85 stink jokes and hilarious stink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make people laugh out loud with hilarious stink jokes! Get ready to go off the deep end as you explore funny and clever gags related to bad breath, stinky feet, and stink bugs. With a whiff of creativity and an abundance of stink puns, these jokes will have you in stitches. Read our succinct collection of stink jokes to get your funny bone tingling!
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- Short Stink Jokes
- Stink One Liners
- You Stink Jokes
- Stink Breath Jokes
- You Stink So Bad Jokes
- Stink Bug Jokes
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Funniest Stink Short Jokes
Short stink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stink humour may include short smell jokes also.
- I got sprayed in the chest by a skunk so I had my tiny therapist wash my clothes for me. My shrunk shrink stopped my shirt's skunk stink.
- My wife complains I use too much toilet paper and I should only use three sheets. Now she complains that the bed linen stinks.
- A man sees a couple trash-men working, "Hows's business," he asks... One of the trash-men reply, "Business stinks, but it's pickin' up."
- I've heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a mass egg-stink-tion!
- Everyone tells me nose jokes stink... but I think eye jokes are cornea
- My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks..... So I drove her to New Jersey
- Why do cow farms stink? They're full of dairy airs.
- My friend's house stinks because he lives downwind from a milk processing firm. Everything smells like dairy air.
- Only 40% of Americans say their farts stink. What do you call the other 60 %? Liars
- Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it? Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
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Stink One Liners
Which stink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stink? I can suggest the ones about smell bad and you so stank.
- From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.
Why I oughta...! - I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... Irish and stinking of whiskey.
- Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too
- Which game of thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
He is Hodorless - What rhymes with boo and really stinks? You
- Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them
- I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms... ...So his farts don't stink
- What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant.
- why did the pencil stink? …because it was a No. 2
- If skunks didn't have their protective smell... They would go ex-stinked.
- Why did the dinosaur end his relationship? Because his ex stinked.
- What would happen if skunks lost their smell? They'd become ex-stinked.
- Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too.
- Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? A. William Shatner
- What did the philosopher say after he took a bath? "I stink, therefore I swam."
You Stink Jokes
Here is a list of funny you stink jokes and even better you stink puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it.
- MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes.
- Top managers are like leaf blowers. They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.
- What caused the skunk to unload his scent? Instinct
("in stink" original joke from my seven year old). - Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh.
- I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich... He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.
- Kids are like farts You're proud of your own, but everyone else's stinks!
- 2017 stinks Billions of people haven't showered since last year.
- What do houses eat when their breath stinks? Apart Mints
- What stinks and sounds like a bell? DUNNNNNGGGGGG!
Stink Breath Jokes
Here is a list of funny stink breath jokes and even better stink breath puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!
- A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said "Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!" . . I told him "your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"
- My mask stinks My wife: That's your breath.
- What's a polite way to tell someone that their breath stinks? I'm bored, how about we do shots... Of mouthwash.
You Stink So Bad Jokes
Here is a list of funny you stink so bad jokes and even better you stink so bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo momma stinks so bad..... She walked into a cemetery and everyone got up and left!
- Why are asians bad at golf? They stink at driving.
Stink Bug Jokes
Here is a list of funny stink bug jokes and even better stink bug puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a dead stink bug? Exstink.
Giggle-Inducing Stink Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about stink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smell so bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stink pranks.
Three Guys Are Getting Ready For Their Dates
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
r**... husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.
As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer c**....
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet stink.
Politics is like m**...
Whether you use the left or the right, you're going to get a similar result. It'll feel good fat first, but then it'll just stink and someone's going to have to clean it up.
Religions are like farts...
Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink.
"Silent farts that don't stink..."
An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.
Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"
Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
What do fat girls do in the summertime?
Stink.
Why do [Mexicans, Jews, Italians, b**..., Asians, Samoans, Indians, Jews again, etc.] stink?
So blind people can hate 'em too
What do fat people do in the summer?
Stink
Why did the ghost stink?
Because it was covered in sheet
It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage
That's the wurst
Why does plutonium stink?
Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
I think I suffer from synesthesia...
I can't differentiate the pink from the stink.
Stinky smell in the car ...
-Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead.
Opinions are like butts
Everyone has one, and they all stink.
Why do cherry trees stink?
George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..
What's the difference between your mom and a tire?
Not much, they both stink like rubber and leave skidmarks.
I've never understood two in the pink one in the stink
Who has three arms?
What's the difference between ninja skunks and bees?
Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.
An elderly lady goes to see the doctor about her flatulence.
Doctor, can you please help? I pass wind all the time. They don't smell, they don't make a sound, but I've f**... three times already since coming in here.
The Doctor prescribes some tablets and asks the lady to return in a week.
Doctor, help! My gas has gotten worse! They still don't make a sound but now they stink, it's disgusting!
The Doctor replies, Good, we've fixed your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing.
Why does church stink?
Because of the "PEEE-EWWWS!"
What's the deal with scented candles?
If they work, they stink. If they don't work, they still stink.
Philosophy of a skunk
I stink, therefore I am
Nose jokes stink
But eye jokes are cornea
True story, my younger son called my older son "s**..."...
wife: "We don't call people the 's-word' in this house!"
me: "Yes. Don't call people s**...'. That's r€tarded."
wife: \*stink eye\*
son: \*helpless giggles despite determination not to laugh at anything Dad says\*
What is the stinkiest body part?
The nose - it always smells.
Something stinks on my flight
I can't find it. I know I'm not the only one. Everybody around me has scrunched up faces. Someone hit the flight attendant button. The flight attendant notices quickly as well, and begins searching for the source. She starts ripping open the overhead storage bins, smelling each one cautiously. With a wretch, she grabs one case from above, yanks it to the ground and opens it to find a dead rabbit. The owner immediately jumps up and tells, "Hey, that's my carrion!"
Brother's acting all high and mighty now that he has COVID
Thinks his s**... don't stink
An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas.
Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've f**... at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the h**... you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Me and the Devil
I was in church one Sunday when suddenly there was a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and the stench of sulphur. When the smoke cleared, there was the Devil standing in our midst. Everyone ran for the doors, but I just stayed in my seat.
The Devil said, "You know who I am, boy?"
"Yeah, i know you by your stink "
"Then why aren't you afraid of me?
I said, "s**..., i been married to you sister for 30 years."
Ageism joke
A son asks his father: How do women age?
The father answers:" Women age just like onions, son. They bloat with each year, until they start to stink like a spoiled, rotten, onion."
The wife hears and tells the son:" That's nothing! Men age like Christmas trees. First they loose the leafs, then the b**... fall off."
Spending time with grandpa got me in trouble.
Well. Today was a nice day until it wasnt.
I got up early and went out to spend some time with my grandfather. I had the greatest idea ever actually! So anyway I stink at writing details so I will get to the point. I was making sand castles with my grandpa and got kicked out by everyone at the crematorium. Bummer.
An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.
Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"
Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
Cured!
A lady sees the doctor to complain about her flatulences. „Doctor, I have these huge flatulences. Although they don't smell they're bothering me. The doctor gives her some pills to s**... and asks her to show up next week. After a week the lady returns: „What pills did you give me? My farts stink like h**... now! The doctor replies: „You nose is okay now again, now we take care of your flatulences.
