Following is our collection of funny Stink jokes. There are some stink catfish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stink smell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
So blind people can hate them too
As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer chug.
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"
Because they're ugly and they stink
...So his farts don't stink
They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes.
Because their feet stink.
Whether you use the left or the right, you're going to get a similar result. It'll feel good fat first, but then it'll just stink and someone's going to have to clean it up.
...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it.
When he's on doodie.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
You can explore stink succinct reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stink piglet dad jokes. There are also stink puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Farty.
Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink.
An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.
Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"
Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Stink.
and starts making fun of it, saying things like, "You call that flying? You stink!"
The kite says, "Are you winding me up?"
Bran
He is Hodorless
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
So blind people can hate 'em too
Stink
Because it was covered in sheet
That's the wurst
Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
The stink might have a higher upfront cost, but it ultimately pays off in the end.
I can't differentiate the pink from the stink.
-Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead.
Everyone has one, and they all stink.
They're full of dairy airs.
It's bound to make a stink.
So deaf people can enjoy them
George Washington cut one.
Apparently I told this to my Catholic priest as a child..
Not much, they both stink like rubber and leave skidmarks.
Exstink.
Who has three arms?
Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.
Doctor, can you please help? I pass wind all the time. They don't smell, they don't make a sound, but I've farted three times already since coming in here.
The Doctor prescribes some tablets and asks the lady to return in a week.
Doctor, help! My gas has gotten worse! They still don't make a sound but now they stink, it's disgusting!
The Doctor replies, Good, we've fixed your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing.
Because of the "PEEE-EWWWS!"
Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
If they work, they stink. If they don't work, they still stink.
A phew!
And now mye bafroom stink
Great at first but start to stink after a couple days
The Big Ripper
Because they're ugly and they stink!
Badumtiss I'm here all night folks
Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.
I stink, therefore I am
But eye jokes are cornea
wife: "We don't call people the 's-word' in this house!"
me: "Yes. Don't call people 'stupid'. That's rβ¬tarded."
wife: \*stink eye\*
son: \*helpless giggles despite determination not to laugh at anything Dad says\*
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
The nose - it always smells.
DUNNNNNGGGGGG!
I can't find it. I know I'm not the only one. Everybody around me has scrunched up faces. Someone hit the flight attendant button. The flight attendant notices quickly as well, and begins searching for the source. She starts ripping open the overhead storage bins, smelling each one cautiously. With a wretch, she grabs one case from above, yanks it to the ground and opens it to find a dead rabbit. The owner immediately jumps up and tells, "Hey, that's my carrion!"
but I think eye jokes are cornea
My shrunk shrink stopped my shirt's skunk stink.
Thinks his shit don't stink
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stink scent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stink reek piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.