Following is our collection of funny Stingy jokes. There are some stingy badasses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stingy stingy people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Turns out they wanted one each.
Boy 1: My father is stingy! On my birthday, he only prepared three types of food!
Boy 2: My father is stingier. He only prepared two types of food for my birthday.
Boy 3: Your fathers are big spenders compared to mine. My father made sure I have five types of food for my birthday.
Boy 1 and 2: How is your father stingier than ours?
Boy 3: Because he asked your father for the leftovers.
One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.
Because they're stingy.
I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.
They're so stingy!
A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.
The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.
The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."
They want even their dicks at least 10% off!
That Sharon is Karen...
... who would last longer with their head underwater.
Their bodies have been found by the caretaker.
Maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy c\*nt!!
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Penny for your thots?
A cheap steak.
It's like they're only in the business of making money!
Shellfish.
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