The Best 15 Stingy Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stingy jokes. There are some stingy badasses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stingy tightfisted puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stingy Jokes and Puns
My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer.
Turns out they wanted one each.
Three boys are complaining about their fathers...
Boy 1: My father is stingy! On my birthday, he only prepared three types of food!
Boy 2: My father is stingier. He only prepared two types of food for my birthday.
Boy 3: Your fathers are big spenders compared to mine. My father made sure I have five types of food for my birthday.
Boy 1 and 2: How is your father stingier than ours?
Boy 3: Because he asked your father for the leftovers.
What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute?
One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.
Why do wasps never leave tips?
Because they're stingy.
Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision.
I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.
Bees don't like sharing their honey
They're so stingy!
Jewish women are so stingy
They want even their dicks at least 10% off!
Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy
A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.
The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.
The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."
What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy?
That Sharon is Karen...
If I had a pound for every time I was called a stingy c*nt...
Maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy c\*nt!!
What did the stingy old miser say to the pimp?
Penny for your thots?
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Two stingy people make a bet on...
... who would last longer with their head underwater.
Their bodies have been found by the caretaker.
What do you call a stingy cow?
A cheap steak.
The People that Work at The Mint Are Really Stingy...
It's like they're only in the business of making money!
What do you call a stingy crab?
Shellfish.
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