Stingy Jokes
20 stingy jokes and hilarious stingy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stingy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes about a stingy Scotsman who is too bashful to owe people money. Learn how a generous gesture proves to be a great surprise in the end. Whether you need a good laugh or an amusing story, these jokes about stinginess and money will certainly satisfy.
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Funniest Stingy Short Jokes
Short stingy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stingy humour may include short frugal jokes also.
- My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each.
- Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.
- What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy? That Sharon is Karen...
- Two stingy people make a bet on... ... who would last longer with their head underwater.
Their bodies have been found by the caretaker. - If I had a pound for every time I was called a stingy c*nt... Maybe I wouldn't be such a stingy c\*nt!!
- The People that Work at The Mint Are Really Stingy... It's like they're only in the business of making money!
- What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap p**...? One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes.
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Stingy One Liners
Which stingy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stingy? I can suggest the ones about greedy and generous.
- Why do wasps never leave tips? Because they're stingy.
- Bees don't like sharing their honey They're so stingy!
- What do you call a stingy cow? A cheap steak.
- What do you call a stingy crab? Shellfish.
- How are wasps like Scrooge? How are wasps like Scrooge?
They're both stingy! - Jewish women are so stingy They want even their d**... at least 10% off!
- What did the stingy old miser say to the p**...? Penny for your thots?
Uproarious Stingy Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about stingy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stingy pranks.
Three boys are complaining about their fathers...
Boy 1: My father is stingy! On my birthday, he only prepared three types of food!
Boy 2: My father is stingier. He only prepared two types of food for my birthday.
Boy 3: Your fathers are big spenders compared to mine. My father made sure I have five types of food for my birthday.
Boy 1 and 2: How is your father stingier than ours?
Boy 3: Because he asked your father for the leftovers.
Today someone told me this joke about the stereotype that we Swabians are stingy
A Swabian goes to the registry office and asks how he can change his name.
The civil servant asks him, why he needs the name change.
The Swabian answers: "I found a box full of business cards in the street yesterday."
