Stings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stings jokes. There are some stings wasp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stings wasp sting puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Humorous Stings Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings

A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing.

The pro asks: where'd you get stung?

Between the first and second hole , she answers.

The pro replied: your stance is too wide .

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

Nothing.

A woman got stung by a bee on the golf course

As she was allergic to bee stings, she frantically ran to the clubhouse to get help. "I've been stung by a bee," she cried to the clubhouse attendant. "Where were you stung?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole," she said. He replied, "I think your stance may be a little too wide."

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings

You know she's a keeper.

There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you.

It's a Cos-Bee.

My girlfriend surprised me when she came home today in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling of honey.

She's a keeper.

Dating a hoarder

I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hardβ€”I'm like the one thing she can get rid of.

Stings joke, Dating a hoarder

When my girlfriend came home covered in honey and stings

I knew she was a keeper

If it stings when you wee

Urine trouble

A woman was golfing and got stung by a bee.

She was severely allergic to bee stings so she went to the doctor right away. She said doc, I was on the course when I got stung . The doctor asked her where she got stung, and she told him, between the first and second hole. The doctor replied, it sounds like your stance is too wide .

A woman enrolls up for golf

A bee stings her in the very first round of golf. The pain is so intense she decides to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.

A golf pro, who's out early for practice, enquires:

"You're back early. What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee!"

"Where?"

"Between the first and second hole."

He nods: "Your stance is far too wide!"

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A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this?

BuzzFeed

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Whats worse than one bee sting?

Two bee stings
Whats worse than two bee stings?

The holocaust
Whats worse than the holocaust?

Three bee stings

What's white and stings when it lands in your eye?

A space shuttle

What type of bees doesn't stings?

Boobees.

Stings joke, What type of bees doesn't stings?

Yeah, so I had an unwise fling on the 18th hole after my best round ever.

/golfclap stings a little more now.

What's worse than a bee sting?

2 bee stings.

[What's worse than 2 bee stings?](#s "The Holocaust")

[What's worse than The Holocaust?](#s "3 bee stings")

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