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96 sting jokes and hilarious sting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready for some hilarious jokes about bee stings, wasp stings, scorpion stings, jellyfish stings, and stingray stings? With jokes about a wide variety of stinging animals, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing! Read more to find out more about the funniest sting jokes out there.

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Short sting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sting humour may include short stung jokes also.

  1. Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife
  2. My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
  3. People hate the police so much these days... ...that even Sting has stopped performing "Every Breath You Take."
  4. When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
  5. The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation
  6. My girlfriend surprised me when she came home today in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling of honey. She's a keeper.
  7. Dating a hoarder I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I'm like the one thing she can get rid of.
  8. I just don't understand why black people don't like the police They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer
  9. Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
  10. Have you heard about Sting's new business? He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.

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Sting One Liners

Which sting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sting? I can suggest the ones about venom and scorpion.

  1. Why did Republicans get mad when Sting got a facelift? Because they hate Police reform.
  2. Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped! The Police still have no lead.
  3. What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.
  4. Did you guys know Sting has gone missing? The Police have no lead.
  5. I don't have a Police record, but I do have a Sting CD.
  6. Sting was kidnapped last night... The Police are looking for a lead.
  7. When my girlfriend came home covered in honey and stings I knew she was a keeper
  8. TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead
  9. Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world.
  10. I got hurt while performing a surgery on a bee. It was a sting operation.
  11. What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel
  12. Did anyone hear that Sting went missing? Right now The Police have no leads.
  13. Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle
  14. What did God do when yellow jackets started stinging the other animals? Plan Bee.
  15. Why doesn't Sting like BLM? They want to defund the Police

Bee Sting Jokes

Here is a list of funny bee sting jokes and even better bee sting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation.
  • Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings
    Whats worse than two bee stings?
    The holocaust
    Whats worse than the holocaust?
    Three bee stings
  • What's the difference between ninja skunks and bees? Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.
  • Why does Arby's sting? ____________________________
    ____________________________
    ____________________________
    Because they are - bees
  • I had to take my mother to hospital yesterday after a giant bee landed on her face Thankfully it didn't actually sting her, I was too quick with the shovel
  • If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee He would be dead after one punch.
  • What do you call a robbery done by bees? A bee sting
  • A Bee has recently died working for the CIA It was in a sting operation
  • What type of bees doesn't stings? Boobees.
  • Whats worse than a Bee Sting? The Holocaust...

Sting Operation Jokes

Here is a list of funny sting operation jokes and even better sting operation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you guys hear about the guy that got killed when he tried to steal honey from a beehive? I heard it was a sting operation
  • Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation.
  • How do the police raid a concert? With a Sting operation!
  • Did you know the guy who sang 'Desert Rose' was arrested today? I heard he got caught in a Sting operation
  • "The Police" frontman and bass player currently recovering from surgery It was a Sting operation.
  • What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!
  • A guy tried to sell me i**... bees to make free honey. I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
  • Went to a rock festival and got arrested for selling p**... to The Police. It was a Sting operation.
Sting joke, Went to a rock festival and got arrested for selling p**... to The Police.

Jellyfish Sting Jokes

Here is a list of funny jellyfish sting jokes and even better jellyfish sting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A jellyfish stung my wife... "Quick, pee on it!" Said my wife
    *Pees on jellyfish* "That's for stinging my wife!"
  • The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache

Wasp Sting Jokes

Here is a list of funny wasp sting jokes and even better wasp sting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them Luckily for me, they only have little legs
Sting joke, Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sting can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sting puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Sting Jokes

What funny jokes about sting you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stew jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sting prank.

Golf lessons

A young woman has been taking golf lessons. She has just started playing her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting. The pain is so intense she decides to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro sees her come into the clubhouse and asks, "why are you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee"
"where?" he asks.
"between the first and second hole," she replies.
He nods knowingly and says, "apparently your stance is too wide."

A woman returned home from a round of golf.

Her husband asked how it went. She replied, "Well, OK, but I got stung by a bee." He responded, "Where did it sting you?" She said, "Between the first and second hole," whereupon he exclaimed, "I told you your stance was too wide!"

Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.

"What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?"

"They're too touchy feely."
"That's gotta sting."

A woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so bad that she ran to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, What's wrong?

I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.

What does a p**... have in common with Sting?

They both stop s**... when The Police are around.

While out golfing, a woman gets stung by a bee.

She goes into the clubhouse, and says to the manager, "I think you may have a bee problem, I just got stung!". The manager replies, "Where did the bee sting you, ma'am?". "Between hole 1 and 2" she told him. The manager looks at her and says, "Well ma'am, I would recommend a close stance."

Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision.

I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.

Did you hear about the Sting concert in Compton that barely anybody went to?

I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police

A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.

She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

Words that start with "S" s**....

Girl: Tom, I've come to realize something about the letter s.
Boy: Tell me.
Girl: Words that start with s s**....
Boy: What do you mean?
Girl: Well, snakes s**.... So does a sting, and so does getting stabbed.
Boy: Well, Sally, if thats the case I'd like to have you over tonight for dinner.

Lady golfer

A lady comes up to the clubhouse after playing playing a few holes and she is fuming
She says
"A bee stung me"
The man at the desk replies
"where did the bee sting you
The lady replies
"Between hole 1 and 2"
The man at the desk says
"That's your problem, your stance is too wide"

Why was Sting arrested?

For police impersonation

Boss, I've got some new information about the criminal who was impersonating Sting

He's turned himself into The Police

Stop me if you've heard this one...

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, You are back early, what's wrong? I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.

If it stings when you wee

u**... trouble

Two stingy people make a bet on...

... who would last longer with their head underwater.
Their bodies have been found by the caretaker.

Taking a lesson because her golf game had been going so badly, a woman had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee.

Distraught and rather angry and disheartened besides, she went back into the clubhouse and told the golf pro about the incident.
"Where did it sting you?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole," she replied.
The pro shook his head and quickly exclaimed: "That's your problem right there. You have your feet too far apart.

Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver?

He wanted to have a manta-man talk
(I'm so sorry)

Lady goes to her doctor...

Lady goes to her doctor and says I got stung by a bee while golfing!
Doc says were did it sting you?
Lady says between the 1st and 2nd holes.
Docs says wow you must have wide stance..

What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy?

That Sharon is Karen...

I like my women like I like my microwave.

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

A woman is out playing golf, when she is stung by a bee.

Started to not feel well, she heads to the emergency room. A doctor comes in to examine her.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: I was, playing golf when I was stung by a bee.
Doctor: Where exactly did it sting you?
Woman: In between the 1st and 2nd hole.
Doctor: My god lady, you must have an extremely wide stance.

How many Police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Did you think Sting actually changes lightbulbs?

What does Sting call texting?

Sending out an SMS

If they really defund the police,

Will Sting still get paid?

Steve and his mother were way behind on their car payments

The repo man had been after them for a while but hadn't successfully gotten the car yet. One day Steve had an idea for a "sting" operation to solve the problem once and for all. Before he left he shouted to his mom that he was taking the car, but she was in the bathroom and couldn't make out what he said.
"What are you taking?" she asked.
"Car, ma, for repo sting!"

Bee sting

A husband and wife are out playing golf. At the turn, they decide to go in for a drink and bag of chips. The golf pro looks at them and asks, how'd you hit 'em? The woman replies, good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
The pro looks at her and says, then your stance is too wide.

Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office

The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"

A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog

..as she's browsing a clerk comes along and says "If you're using it on you're underarms, don't spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot." She says "No it's not for my underarms."
The clerk says "Well if you're doing your legs, don't wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin." She says "No it's not for my legs... if you must know, it's for my Schnauzer"
The clerk says "Ah, I see, in that case don't ride a bicycle for a week."

Stung

A woman golfer suffers a n**... bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

Sting: Every breath you take, I'll be watching you

Woman: Mr Sting, if you don't stop stalking me, I'm going to call the police.
Sting: I am the Police.

Watching Encanto and my son drops this one

Me: Why can't Mirabel be in the photo her dad is and he's normal?
My son: He is special. His gift is being a Beasting Dad
Me: Huh?
My son: Get it cuz he gets stung by bees a lot? Bee Sting Dad??

Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting.

Today he finally turned himself into the police.

A man goes to the doctir to have a bump checked

The doctor takes a quick look and goes "Yep, that's definitely a sting from the new poisonous bees. 8 out of 9 cases are fatal, but you're very lucky, because in your case it's bee nine."

A woman goes to her doctor complaining of a Bee sting...

He says "What happened?"
She says, "I got stung by a Bee while golfing"
He says, "Where did he sting you?"
She says, "Between the First and Second Holes"
He says, "REALLY? WOW, you must have a VERY WIDE STANCE!"

Sting joke, A woman goes to her doctor complaining of a Bee sting...

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