The Best 5 Stinger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stinger jokes. There are some stinger venomous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stinger hive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stinger Jokes and Puns

Why I Joined the Air Force

The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A sailor said, I'd step on it.
A soldier said, I'd squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.
An Airman said. I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room.

A man is doing a crossword and asks his wife for help.

Husband: Body of water, three letters.

Wife: Bay.

Husband: Flying insect with stinger, three letters.

Wife: Bee.

Husband: To hush someone, four letters.

Wife: shhh.

Husband: Boat Noah built, three letters.

Wife: Ark.

Husband: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

How do you prevent a wasp from using its stinger?

Steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.

I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman

But it's not worth sticking around for.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stinger cagey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stinger stingray piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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