The Best 44 Sting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sting jokes. There are some sting prick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sting scorpion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sting Jokes and Puns

Golf lessons

A young woman has been taking golf lessons. She has just started playing her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting. The pain is so intense she decides to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro sees her come into the clubhouse and asks, "why are you back so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee"

"where?" he asks.

"between the first and second hole," she replies.

He nods knowingly and says, "apparently your stance is too wide."

Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone?

He sent out an SMS to the world.

A woman returned home from a round of golf.

Her husband asked how it went. She replied, "Well, OK, but I got stung by a bee." He responded, "Where did it sting you?" She said, "Between the first and second hole," whereupon he exclaimed, "I told you your stance was too wide!"

Sting joke, A woman returned home from a round of golf.

The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take...

It seems it's a sting operation

Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.


Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped!

The Police still have no lead.

Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils.

They're a massage in a bottle

Sting joke, Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils.

A woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so bad that she ran to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, What's wrong?

I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.

What did Sting get in Amsterdam?

A massage in a brothel

What does a prostitute have in common with Sting?

They both stop sucking when The Police are around.

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

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While out golfing, a woman gets stung by a bee.

She goes into the clubhouse, and says to the manager, "I think you may have a bee problem, I just got stung!". The manager replies, "Where did the bee sting you, ma'am?". "Between hole 1 and 2" she told him. The manager looks at her and says, "Well ma'am, I would recommend a close stance."

Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision.

I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Did you hear about the Sting concert in Compton that barely anybody went to?

I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police

A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.

She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.

Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she answered.

"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.

He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

Sting joke, A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.

The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked

I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache

TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week...

The Police still have no lead

Words that start with "S" suck.

Girl: Tom, I've come to realize something about the letter s.

Boy: Tell me.

Girl: Words that start with s suck.

Boy: What do you mean?

Girl: Well, snakes suck. So does a sting, and so does getting stabbed.

Boy: Well, Sally, if thats the case I'd like to have you over tonight for dinner.


Lady golfer

A lady comes up to the clubhouse after playing playing a few holes and she is fuming

She says

"A bee stung me"

The man at the desk replies

"where did the bee sting you

The lady replies

"Between hole 1 and 2"

The man at the desk says

"That's your problem, your stance is too wide"

Why was Sting arrested?

For police impersonation

Did anyone hear that Sting went missing?

Right now The Police have no leads.

Boss, I've got some new information about the criminal who was impersonating Sting

He's turned himself into The Police

Stop me if you've heard this one...

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, You are back early, what's wrong? I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.

My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head,

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

If it stings when you wee

Urine trouble

Did you guys hear about the guy that got killed when he tried to steal honey from a beehive?

I heard it was a sting operation

What's the difference between ninja skunks and bees?

Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.

Taking a lesson because her golf game had been going so badly, a woman had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee.

Distraught and rather angry and disheartened besides, she went back into the clubhouse and told the golf pro about the incident.

"Where did it sting you?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

The pro shook his head and quickly exclaimed: "That's your problem right there. You have your feet too far apart.

Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver?

He wanted to have a manta-man talk

(I'm so sorry)

Lady goes to her doctor...

Lady goes to her doctor and says I got stung by a bee while golfing!

Doc says were did it sting you?

Lady says between the 1st and 2nd holes.

Docs says wow you must have wide stance..

What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy?

That Sharon is Karen...

Whats worse than one bee sting?

Two bee stings
Whats worse than two bee stings?

The holocaust
Whats worse than the holocaust?

Three bee stings

I like my women like I like my microwave.

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

A woman is out playing golf, when she is stung by a bee.

Started to not feel well, she heads to the emergency room. A doctor comes in to examine her.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: I was, playing golf when I was stung by a bee.
Doctor: Where exactly did it sting you?
Woman: In between the 1st and 2nd hole.
Doctor: My god lady, you must have an extremely wide stance.

How many Police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Did you think Sting actually changes lightbulbs?

What does Sting call texting?

Sending out an SMS

I just don't understand why black people don't like the police

They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer

People hate the police so much these days...

...that even Sting has stopped performing "Every Breath You Take."

Why doesn't Sting like BLM?

They want to defund the Police

If they really defund the police,

Will Sting still get paid?

I got hurt while performing a surgery on a bee.

It was a sting operation.

Sting was kidnapped last night...

The Police are looking for a lead.

Steve and his mother were way behind on their car payments

The repo man had been after them for a while but hadn't successfully gotten the car yet. One day Steve had an idea for a "sting" operation to solve the problem once and for all. Before he left he shouted to his mom that he was taking the car, but she was in the bathroom and couldn't make out what he said.

"What are you taking?" she asked.

"Car, ma, for repo sting!"

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