The Best 5 Stilts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stilts jokes. There are some stilts skyscrapers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stilts barefooted puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stilts Jokes and Puns

Filk got stilts for Christmas.

He missed home by 50 percent.

Did you hear about the price of milk going up due to Brexit?

It's because the cows are on stilts

what's 5 times slower than a blue van?

a blue van with stilts

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If a cow with no legs is ground beef then would you say to a cow wearing stilts that the steaks have been raised?

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a Sandwich on stilts.

The chef exclaims: That's a tall order!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stilts leggy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stilts medics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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