The Best 9 Stillborn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stillborn jokes. There are some stillborn trimester jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stillborn fetuses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Stillborn Jokes and Puns

I was a stillborn child

My mother didn't want me but I was still born

I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

Even a still-born baby has it better than me.

It's no longer dead on the inside.

What's a foot long & makes women scream?


I was a stillborn child

My parents didn't want me but I was still born

What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub?


What does a stillborn call the first trimester?

A midlife crisis

What do you call a baby born with no arms and no legs?


Whats 12inches long, grey, cold and makes a woman cry?

A stillborn.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stillborn denise puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stillborn miscarriage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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