Following is our collection of funny Still Game jokes. There are some still game video game jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these still game videogame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k
It's the only game I can still play with grandma.
When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.
When I was 8 I brought in my tomogatchi (**ignore spelling**) to a McDonald's. my family sat down to eat and I saw this girl with a tomogatchi too. She stares at me then goes into the bathroom. I wait a minute then follow her in. She was waiting for me. We linked our games and had tomogatchi babies together.
Still to this day, the most sexual thing I have ever done.
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.
"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."
"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"
She smiled and held up four fingers.
It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
New Battlefront has 4500 hours of gameplay and people are still complaining!
Sure she was wearing an apron and standing behind a register but still, my pick up game is getting better.
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
You can explore still game atari 2600 reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean still game players dad jokes. There are also still game puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
There is an attack by one team and the first Polish dude says:
-I bet you 20 bucks he will not score
-You are on - Replies the second one.
The attack goes through and the person scores. So the the first
pole reaches for his wallet, but the second one stops him saying:
-I cheated a little, this is a rerun I knew he'd score, keep your money.
-I also watched the game before, though I am still surprised the goalie let the same goal happen twice.
My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.
She's still waiting for a long stick.
She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time.
So I play a game called, Just the Shaft, because I still like puzzles.
At least I hope they still search for me. This hide n seek game is already two days long...
Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!
She pretends to be a nurse, and I pretend that I'm still attracted to her.
...That's it. That's the joke.
I find it strange how Americans will still, on the anniversary of 9/11, play League of Legends. A game where you have to destroy towers.
Clueless freshman: "So, who are we playing?"
Crowd: "It's intrasquad!"
Pregnant pause.
Clueless freshman: "So we're still going to lose!"
My sister was in a hurry to get to a hockey game and was anxious to eat supper.
Sister: We better get eatin' soon.
Dad: I hope not, we still have food to eat.
Sister: *Blank stare*
tl;dr: Eaten vs eating
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the still game player jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working still game multiplayer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.