The Best 74 Sticky Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sticky jokes. There are some sticky tacky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sticky squishy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sticky Jokes and Puns
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...
To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
Two Indians put their ears to the ground........
The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".
The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".
The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".
The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"
The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's white and sticky?
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds?
.
The second coming of the Lord
What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!
Whats Brown and Sticky?
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?
via sticky notes
What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?
Toothbrush.
A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,
when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."
Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you...
Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.
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Spiderman:
Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground.
The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"
The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"
Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
A man is like a spider....
when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....
What is brown and sticky?
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
What's brown and sticky?
My Beyonce calendar.
Lewis and Clark
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
I was watching TV last night...
When an advertisement came on showing one of those African babies covered in flies.I immediately ran for the phone and rang the number that came up on the screen.
"I want one of those", I said,"they work much better than those sticky strips I hang from my ceiling".
All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards.
It was difficult to deal with.
My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while masturbating?"
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
Man is like spider...
..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
The lone Ranger and Tonto
The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.
What do Spiderman and I have in common?
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives.
(Dirty) The cavalry were riding through the plains with their Native American guide.
The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the captain and says " Buffalo come " . The captain is astounded and asks " Can you really hear buffalo from here? The Indian replies "NO, side of face all sticky!"
What do Gay men have in the morning?
Sticky Buns! ;D
[NSFW] My priest told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, "Why?"
He told me, "The confessional is getting all sticky."
Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo
One put his ear to the ground
He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"
The other said "How do you know?"
He said "ear sticky"
A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse
A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse through the middle of the desert. All the sudden the indian tells the cowboy
"Wait, stop!"
The cowboy stops the horse. The indian hops off, puts his ear to the ground and says
"Buffalo come"
The cowboy, shocked, says "Wow! How do you know?!"
The indian looks up at him and says
"'cause ground sticky"
Whats brown and sticky?
My poster of rihanna.
My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash...
and the man at the dealership asked me, "Why are all these bills so sticky?!"
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains
When Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger waits a few minutes, then asks Tonto, "What is it?"
Tonto said, "Buffalo come."
Lone Ranger asks, "How can you tell?"
Tonto replied, "Ear sticky."
What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?
A chewing gum
What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?
Sticky notes.
What did he get from his publisher?
A hard copy.
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
I was watching tv last night...
and one of those ads came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to have one, they work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.
I recently came into a large sum of money.
Now it's all sticky and no one will accept it.
What is sweet and sticky and crosses the desert?
A caramel
I'm going to write a book about adhesives.
It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.
Some people bring pepper spray for self protection. Others carry a gun.
I bring Goo-Gone for sticky situations.
A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyonce
I ran out of kleenex
So I have been masturbating into dollar bills.
I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.
An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
Started a new job as a delivery man today...
When I got to my first address, there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we're out, please hide in garage."
That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
Men are like spiders
We tend to have sticky hands after being on web.
What's sticky and charming?
Seduct tape
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the prairie
When all of a sudden Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger says, "What are you doing Tonto?" Tonto says, Keemosabi, buffalo come!" The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky."
For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
What's brown and sticky?
My steering wheel
For my birthday, I got gifted a sticky deck of cards.
I'm having a hard time dealing with it.
A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt.
As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: Buffalo come.
The chief asks How can you tell?
The man replies Sticky ear.
So when Spiderman produces a white sticky substance it's "cool"
Why is it whenever I produce a white sticky substance I'm considered a "massive pervert"?
A cowboy and a red Indian are walking through the desert...
After a short time the Indian stops the cowboy before dropping to his knees and placing his ear to the ground. Upon standing the Indian says firmly "Buffalo come"
"That's amazing" says the cowboy, "How can you tell that?"
The Indian replies...
"Sticky face"
Recently came into some money.
Instant regret, way too sticky.
When Spiderman shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's "amazing"...
But when I do it I'm a pervert.
Why are millionaires sticky?
Because they're rolling in dough.
What do you call a loyalist in the 1760s who had black sticky stuff thrown on them for a second time?
Re-tarred
Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?
Because their food preferences are very sticky.
What's the most effective way to remove a sticky chewing gum from your hair ?
Cancer.
What's long, brown, hard and sticky.
A stick.
Knock knock
Who's there
What's up
What's up who??
That brown sticky thing that comes out of your ass
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground.
M: What is it?
NA: Buffalo come.
M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?
NA: No, sticky ear.
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I'm having a hard time dealing with this.
2 Native American animal trackers sit on their horses.
One gets down, lays his ear to the ground and after a moment he says "Buffalo come."
His friend asks "How you know?"
Then he stands up and touches the side of his face, "Sticky."
Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
Maple Stirrups.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys
What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?
Any open jar of Marmite.
I was born male and I identify as male, yet...
... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
What goes in mouth dry and hard and come out soft and sticky?
Chewing gum
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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