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I find that very hard to deal with.
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while masturbating?"
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
Now it's all sticky and no one will accept it.
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
My Beyonce calendar.
The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".
The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".
The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".
The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"
The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".
As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: Buffalo come.
The chief asks How can you tell?
The man replies Sticky ear.
We tend to have sticky hands after being on web.
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.
They use honeycombs!
Sticky notes.
What did he get from his publisher?
A hard copy.
when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.
Slow natives.
It was difficult to deal with.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a sperm" to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?'
The sperm nodded. Days later, the sperm was sleeping when he heard the siren. He was the first one out of the tunnel and the first to reach the sticky red ball. He was millimeters ahead of all his comrades. He bowed courteously and said: "I'm a sperm".
The red sticky ball smiled and said: "Hi, I'm the tonsil"
I'm having a hard time dealing with it.
Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
and one of those ads came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to have one, they work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.
When an advertisement came on showing one of those African babies covered in flies.I immediately ran for the phone and rang the number that came up on the screen.
"I want one of those", I said,"they work much better than those sticky strips I hang from my ceiling".
One put his ear to the ground
He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"
The other said "How do you know?"
He said "ear sticky"
A stick.
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....
When all of a sudden Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger says, "What are you doing Tonto?" Tonto says, Keemosabi, buffalo come!" The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky."
M: What is it?
NA: Buffalo come.
M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?
NA: No, sticky ear.
My poster of Beyonce
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!
A caramel
and the man at the dealership asked me, "Why are all these bills so sticky?!"
Because they use honeycombs.
After a short time the Indian stops the cowboy before dropping to his knees and placing his ear to the ground. Upon standing the Indian says firmly "Buffalo come"
"That's amazing" says the cowboy, "How can you tell that?"
The Indian replies...
"Sticky face"
The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the captain and says " Buffalo come " . The captain is astounded and asks " Can you really hear buffalo from here? The Indian replies "NO, side of face all sticky!"
The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"
The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"
Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
When I got to my first address, there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we're out, please hide in garage."
That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
Sticky Buns! ;D
Why is it whenever I produce a white sticky substance I'm considered a "massive pervert"?
A chewing gum
Seduct tape
Because their food preferences are very sticky.
A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse through the middle of the desert. All the sudden the indian tells the cowboy
"Wait, stop!"
The cowboy stops the horse. The indian hops off, puts his ear to the ground and says
"Buffalo come"
The cowboy, shocked, says "Wow! How do you know?!"
The indian looks up at him and says
"'cause ground sticky"
To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
via sticky notes
When Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger waits a few minutes, then asks Tonto, "What is it?"
Tonto said, "Buffalo come."
Lone Ranger asks, "How can you tell?"
Tonto replied, "Ear sticky."
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds?
.
The second coming of the Lord
But when I do it I'm a pervert.
I bring Goo-Gone for sticky situations.
Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
My poster of rihanna.
Because they're rolling in dough.
He told me, "The confessional is getting all sticky."
Cancer.
A stick.
Instant regret, way too sticky.
Re-tarred
It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.
Who's there
What's up
What's up who??
That brown sticky thing that comes out of your ass
So I have been masturbating into dollar bills.
I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.
And says "buffalo come." Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says "hmm sticky."
My steering wheel
Koala vomit
When I got up, the door was still locked but I can't figure out what all this sticky stuff is.
Toothbrush.
It was great until the shopkeeper said he wouldn't accept my sticky bills.
Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.
And the most popular woman?
The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.
Try to disable sticky keys.
I'd have a jar of sticky nickels.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.