Sticky Jokes
156 sticky jokes and hilarious sticky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sticky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find the funniest jokes and stories you can think of! From sticky buns to sticky tape to sticky fingers, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. Even the toughest sticky situation can be lightened up with a good joke. Learn how to make a spider out of clay or glue, or get some laughs with a sticky toffee pudding story. Brown and sticky never seemed so funny!
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Funniest Sticky Short Jokes
Short sticky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sticky humour may include short soft jokes also.
- I was born male and I identify as male, yet... ... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
- For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with.
- What do spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, "Why are all these bills so sticky?!"
- Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free? Because their food preferences are very sticky.
- When Spiderman shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's "amazing"... But when I do it I'm a pervert.
- What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes
- What's white and sticky? What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds?
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The second coming of the Lord - What do you call a sticky guitar? A-gloustic
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Sticky One Liners
Which sticky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sticky? I can suggest the ones about sweet and tight.
- Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
- I recently came into a large sum of money. Now it's all sticky and no one will accept it.
- What's brown and sticky? My beyonce calendar.
- Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet? Maple Stirrups.
- Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
- Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
- What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.
- All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
- What is sweet and sticky and crosses the desert? A caramel
- What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
- What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D
- What's sticky and charming? Seduct tape
- I put maple syrup on shopping list Now it's all sticky!
- Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
Brown And Sticky Jokes
Here is a list of funny brown and sticky jokes and even better brown and sticky puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna.
- What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
- What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside? Any open jar of Marmite.
- What's brown and sticky? My steering wheel
- What's brown and sticky? My car, I lied about the colour, oh, and the sticky bit.
- What's brown and sticky? harvey price eating a toffee apple.
- What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
- Life is like a box of chocolates... If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong.
- What are brown, sticky, and taste like dirt when eaten raw? Molasses.
- What is brown and sticky? My indian friend Romesh, cuz he doesn't shower
Sticky Situation Jokes
Here is a list of funny sticky situation jokes and even better sticky situation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Some people bring pepper spray for self protection. Others carry a gun. I bring Goo-Gone for sticky situations.
- I'm going to write a book about adhesives. It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.
- What would happen if Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth got into a smackdown? It would be a sticky situation!
- Did I tell you about the time I got beaten by two guys with sticks? It was a sticky situation.
- What do you call James in a sticky situation? James Bond.
I see the door. I'll go now. - A ship hauling maple syrup ran ashore, The captain was quoted as saying, "It's a sticky situation."
- What do you call it when snow sticks to the road? A Sticky situation
Sticky Note Jokes
Here is a list of funny sticky note jokes and even better sticky note puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The sticky note kept insisting to go on vacation with me. I put him on board.
- how do you catch a bugler? with a sticky note.
Sticky Fingers Jokes
Here is a list of funny sticky fingers jokes and even better sticky fingers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys.
- What do you about family members with sticky fingers? You wash your hands of them.
Amusing & Witty Sticky Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about sticky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stuff jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sticky pranks.
What is made of wood and sticky?
...a Stick!
What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?
A sticky Wicket.
Two clean jokes that start dirty.
What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!
What's a foot long and slippery?
A SLIPPER!
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What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
Bubblegum... you pervs.
What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?
Toothbrush.
The Long Ranger and Tonto are hunting for buffalo
The Long Ranger and Tonto are riding the plains, hunting buffalo. Tonto stops suddenly, jumps down from his horse, and puts his ear the the ground.
Tonto exclaims, "Buffalo come!"
The Long Rangers says "Wow, how do you know?"
Tonto replies, "Ear sticky."
Any love for a dry sense of humor?
This was my grandpas all time favorite joke of all time, and when he would tell it he would laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes.
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
What's brown and sticky?
Chris Brown after each prison stay.
Lewis and Clark
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
I was watching TV last night...
When an advertisement came on showing one of those African babies covered in flies.I immediately ran for the phone and rang the number that came up on the screen.
"I want one of those", I said,"they work much better than those sticky strips I hang from my ceiling".
Why is the stick attached to the roof?
Because it is sticky.
What is long, white, and very sticky?
The coming of the Lord!
Confucius say
Man is like spider, bound to have sticky hand after being on web.
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
.. They both like a tight seal
*What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?
.. A lemon shaped rock
*What is brown and sticky?
..A brown stick
A collection of puns in one text.
[Context: Friend borrowed a great book by Yahtzee Croshaw, "Jam"]
Friend: I'm liking Jam a lot.
Me: Sweet. Glad you got absorbed in it. It's a berry good book. So many sticky situations for the seed of character development.
Friend: *turns off phone*
A scientist is sat at the bar when a scruffy hobo sits down next to him...
"Hey buddy, are you that scientist feller?"
"... Yes I am. Is there something I can do for you?"
The hobo pulls something out of his pocket.
"I've found this marvelous material that's tough like plastic, stretchy like rubber and sticky like glue."
He hands it to the scientist.
"Why, yes!" says the scientist "This is quite a remarkable material. Wherever did you find it?"
"My nose."
What's brown and sticky?
Parcel tape.
what's brown and sticky?
ha gotcha catch em all
What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky?
A gumball.
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My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while m**...?"
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What does w**... and your girlfriend have in common?
They both leave me sticky fingers. [7]
The lone Ranger and Tonto
The lone ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.
Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?
Try to disable sticky keys.
I don't need to spam shift...
To turn on Sticky Keys.
What's White and Sticky?
Glue.
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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
Koala vomit...
What's black, white, and sticky?
...the maids face after my wife leaves.
I'll see myself out :)
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Confucius says....
Man who sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with sticky finger
This one time, some of my keyboard keys were stuck.
So I guess I had... _Sticky Keys_ on.
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What did the e**... novel author get from his editor?
Sticky notes.
What did he get from his publisher?
A hard copy.
Indian Instincts
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."
A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance
Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman.
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...
To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".
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s**... offenders should dress up as spiderman.
Then they can shoot their sticky white stuff everywhere.
I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards
Sticky
Why did the spider become a forum admin?
So he could make a sticky thread.
What do you call a sticky tree?
Paste tree
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I tripped after making a deposit at a s**... bank.
Needless to say it was a sticky situation.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
The joystick is all sticky.
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A s**... was undergoing training for conception
His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a s**..." to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?'
The s**... nodded. Days later, the s**... was sleeping when he heard the siren. He was the first one out of the tunnel and the first to reach the sticky red ball. He was millimeters ahead of all his comrades. He bowed courteously and said: "I'm a s**...".
The red sticky ball smiled and said: "Hi, I'm the tonsil"
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Did you hear about the journalists who m**... on his papers?
He just got a room full of sticky notes
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I ran out of kleenex
So I have been m**... into dollar bills.
I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.
An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
What is a stationary set's favourite dessert?
Sticky tape pudding
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What do you get when you j**... on to a Windows computer
Sticky keys
What is long and sticky?
What is small, brown and sticky?
a twig
Started a new job as a delivery man today...
When I got to my first address, there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we're out, please hide in garage."
That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
What's brown and sticky
montecito
Did you hear about the hipster with sticky hands?
He tried to pick up an ice lolly before it was cool
What do creepy men and spiders have in common?
They both have sticky hands after being on the web for awhile.
Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing?
Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.
Making Maple Syrup
Is a sticky business
