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Find the funniest jokes and stories you can think of! From sticky buns to sticky tape to sticky fingers, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. Even the toughest sticky situation can be lightened up with a good joke. Learn how to make a spider out of clay or glue, or get some laughs with a sticky toffee pudding story. Brown and sticky never seemed so funny!

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Popular Sticky Short Jokes

Short sticky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sticky humour may include short soft jokes also.

  1. I was born male and I identify as male, yet... ... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
  2. For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with.
  3. I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding.... I'm a family of four.
  4. What do spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
  5. Question my sexuality all you want, but I'm warning you... Guys who rub me the wrong way often find themselves in a very sticky situation.
  6. For my birthday, I got gifted a sticky deck of cards. I'm having a hard time dealing with it.
  7. Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground
    He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"
    The other said "How do you know?"
    He said "ear sticky"
  8. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
    What's brown and runny?
    Usain Bolt.
    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
    Dr. Dre.
  9. Why do bees have sticky hair? Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use honeycombs.
  10. A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground. M: What is it?
    NA: Buffalo come.
    M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?
    NA: No, sticky ear.

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Sticky One Liners

Which sticky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sticky? I can suggest the ones about sweet and tight.

  1. Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
  2. I recently came into a large sum of money. Now it's all sticky and no one will accept it.
  3. What's brown and sticky? My beyonce calendar.
  4. Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet? Maple Stirrups.
  5. Men are like spiders We tend to have sticky hands after being on web.
  6. Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
  7. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs!
  8. Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
  9. What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.
  10. All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with.
  11. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  12. What is sweet and sticky and crosses the desert? A caramel
  13. A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....
  14. What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
  15. What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce

Brown And Sticky Jokes

Here is a list of funny brown and sticky jokes and even better brown and sticky puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
  • Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna.
  • What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
  • What's long, brown, hard and sticky. A stick.
  • What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside? Any open jar of Marmite.
  • What's brown and sticky? My steering wheel
  • What's brown and sticky? My car, I lied about the colour, oh, and the sticky bit.
  • What's brown and sticky? harvey price eating a toffee apple.
  • What's brown and sticky? My Rhianna poster
  • Q: What is brown and sticky?
    A: A stick

Sticky Situation Jokes

Here is a list of funny sticky situation jokes and even better sticky situation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Some people bring pepper spray for self protection. Others carry a gun. I bring Goo-Gone for sticky situations.
  • I'm going to write a book about adhesives. It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.
  • What would happen if Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth got into a smackdown? It would be a sticky situation!
  • What do you call a horse in a sticky situation? Glue.
  • Did I tell you about the time I got beaten by two guys with sticks? It was a sticky situation.
  • What do you call James in a sticky situation? James Bond.
    I see the door. I'll go now.
  • A ship hauling maple syrup ran ashore, The captain was quoted as saying, "It's a sticky situation."
  • What do you call it when snow sticks to the road? A Sticky situation
  • I ran out of kleenex So I have been m**... into dollar bills.
    I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.
  • I tripped after making a deposit at a s**... bank. Needless to say it was a sticky situation.
Sticky joke, I tripped after making a deposit at a s**... bank.

Sticky Notes Jokes

Here is a list of funny sticky notes jokes and even better sticky notes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes
  • The sticky note kept insisting to go on vacation with me. I put him on board.
  • how do you catch a bugler? with a sticky note.
  • What did the e**... novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes.
    What did he get from his publisher?
    A hard copy.
  • Did you hear about the journalists who m**... on his papers? He just got a room full of sticky notes
  • What happened to the journalist that m**... all over his desk? He now has a room full of sticky notes

Sticky Bun Jokes

Here is a list of funny sticky bun jokes and even better sticky bun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D
Sticky joke, What do Gay men have in the morning?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sticky can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sticky puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Sticky Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about sticky you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stuff jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sticky prank.

So the lone ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...

To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Two Indians put their ears to the ground........

The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".
The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".
The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".
The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"
The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds?
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The second coming of the Lord

Indians and Buffalo

There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through the desert, when the Indian stopped suddenly and put his ear to the ground. The cowboy stopped and asked, What is it?
The Indian replied, Buffalo come.
Wow, said the cowboy, how did you know?
The Indian replied, Sticky ear.

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

A cowboy is riding across the plain one day,

when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief whatcha doin there." The chief in broken english says "Ugg, buffalo come." The cowboy says "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The Chief reply's "Ear sticky."

The Long Ranger and Tonto are hunting for buffalo

The Long Ranger and Tonto are riding the plains, hunting buffalo. Tonto stops suddenly, jumps down from his horse, and puts his ear the the ground.
Tonto exclaims, "Buffalo come!"
The Long Rangers says "Wow, how do you know?"
Tonto replies, "Ear sticky."

Any love for a dry sense of humor?

This was my grandpas all time favorite joke of all time, and when he would tell it he would laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes.
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!

A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground.

The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"
The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"
Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."

Lewis and Clark

Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."

I was watching TV last night...

When an advertisement came on showing one of those African babies covered in flies.I immediately ran for the phone and rang the number that came up on the screen.
"I want one of those", I said,"they work much better than those sticky strips I hang from my ceiling".

Confucius say

Man is like spider, bound to have sticky hand after being on web.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
.. They both like a tight seal
*What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?
.. A lemon shaped rock
*What is brown and sticky?
..A brown stick

A collection of puns in one text.

[Context: Friend borrowed a great book by Yahtzee Croshaw, "Jam"]

Friend: I'm liking Jam a lot.

Me: Sweet. Glad you got absorbed in it. It's a berry good book. So many sticky situations for the seed of character development.

Friend: *turns off phone*

A scientist is sat at the bar when a scruffy hobo sits down next to him...

"Hey buddy, are you that scientist feller?"
"... Yes I am. Is there something I can do for you?"
The hobo pulls something out of his pocket.
"I've found this marvelous material that's tough like plastic, stretchy like rubber and sticky like glue."
He hands it to the scientist.
"Why, yes!" says the scientist "This is quite a remarkable material. Wherever did you find it?"
"My nose."

Life is like a box of chocolates...

If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong.

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while m**...?"

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

Cowboy and an Indian tracker.

A cowboy and an Indian tracker were walking trough the plains. the Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come." The cowboy is shocked and says "Wow, all you did was put your ear to the ground, how do you know that?" The Indian tracker replies "Ear sticky."

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What does w**... and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. [7]

The lone Ranger and Tonto

The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground

And says "buffalo come." Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says "hmm sticky."

(Dirty) The cavalry were riding through the plains with their Native American guide.

The Indian gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground. He looks up at the captain and says " Buffalo come " . The captain is astounded and asks " Can you really hear buffalo from here? The Indian replies "NO, side of face all sticky!"

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala v**...

A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse

A cowboy and an indian are riding a horse through the middle of the desert. All the sudden the indian tells the cowboy
"Wait, stop!"
The cowboy stops the horse. The indian hops off, puts his ear to the ground and says
"Buffalo come"
The cowboy, shocked, says "Wow! How do you know?!"
The indian looks up at him and says
"'cause ground sticky"

My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash...

and the man at the dealership asked me, "Why are all these bills so sticky?!"

What's black, white, and sticky?

...the maids face after my wife leaves.
I'll see myself out :)

Spiderman

Spiderman isn't the only person who gets his hands sticky when using the web...

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains

When Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger waits a few minutes, then asks Tonto, "What is it?"
Tonto said, "Buffalo come."
Lone Ranger asks, "How can you tell?"
Tonto replied, "Ear sticky."

What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?

A chewing gum

Indian Instincts

There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?"
"Ground shaky."
The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens.
"Man come."
"Is there a vibration?"
"No."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ground sticky."

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo...

To help him, he hired a Native American scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo.
After riding awhile, the scout gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hmmm, buffalo come."
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing.
He is confused and says to the scout, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?"
The scout replies, "Ear sticky".

My keyboard is such a freak

I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys.

I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards

Sticky

Why did the spider become a forum admin?

So he could make a sticky thread.

I was watching tv last night...

and one of those ads came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to have one, they work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.

If I had a nickel every time I masterbated...

I'd have a jar of sticky nickels.

A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide

One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"

An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together

The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."

What is a stationary set's favourite dessert?

Sticky tape pudding

Started a new job as a delivery man today...

When I got to my first address, there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we're out, please hide in garage."
That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.

Did you hear about the hipster with sticky hands?

He tried to pick up an ice lolly before it was cool

What do creepy men and spiders have in common?

They both have sticky hands after being on the web for awhile.

What's sticky and charming?

Seduct tape

Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing?

Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

I got that s**... "Do you want to turn on sticky keys" pop-up again.

I clicked Yes and it brought me straight to XHamster

Sticky joke, I got that s**... "Do you want to turn on sticky keys" pop-up again.

jokes about sticky

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