The Best 5 Stickup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stickup jokes. There are some stickup homicide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stickup left puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stickup Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bank and approaches the counter.

He yells "This is a fuck-up!"

Confused the bank teller asks "Don't you mean stick-up?"

The man scuffs his shoes on the carpet and says "No, I've left my gun at home.

All was calm at the grocery store until a man holding a stick above his head ran into the store.

This is a stick-up!

A man walks into a bank with a branch.

He stands in the middle of the room holding his branch in front of himself and shouts, "Freeze! This is a stick-up!"

Why did the bank robber glue a branch to the ceiling

It was a stickup.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stickup home jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stickup standoff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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