The Best 16 Stickers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stickers jokes. There are some stickers smiley jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stickers bumper stickers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stickers Jokes and Puns
Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Bumper stickers are like tattoos for cars...
permanent, identifying, and I don't love Regina anymore.
Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus..
For sexual predators.
New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.
our new sandwhich stickers say "i woke up like this". I am puzzled. Our bread is pretty hard, did it wake up hard? whats going on here, and what is this sub trying to communicate to me. i thought this was platonic.
What do Chinese people call their marijuana edibles?
Pot stickers
Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.
Did you know !!!
Made in china stickers are actually made in Korea !!
One of my hobbies is putting stickers on the back of my car to let other people know what my hobbies are.
They don't make a sticker for that one though.
For my birthday, I got loads of smiley face stickers, which I decided to send back to everyone.
Many happy returns.
Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
They don't peel so good.
You can explore stickers sharpies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stickers more bumper stickers dad jokes. There are also stickers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I bought one of those stickers that says "this machine kills fascists" today, but I don't know why my wife is so angry about it...
It's not like it's covering the license plate...
A nun goes to the gynaecologist
"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"
I was driving behind a guy with too many bumper stickers...
I had to follow him for ten miles just to read 'em.
2 dyslexic people run into a bank
One shouts Air in the hands, mother stickers, this is a fuck-up!
It's weird how my friend quit her job and took out a loan to open an Etsy shop selling stickers, but whenever I ask how things are going it's just...
*Cricut sounds*
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stickers cadbury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stickers skinless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.