Sticker Jokes
94 sticker jokes and hilarious sticker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sticker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love dark humor? Bumper stickers are a great way to express yourself with a laugh. Discover some of the funniest sticker jokes available, from handgun stickers to dark bumper sticker products. Grab a sticker and give yourself a laugh!
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Funniest Sticker Short Jokes
Short sticker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sticker humour may include short bumper jokes also.
- My girlfriend yelled at me because I apparently treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
- My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
- I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
- I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
- Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
- I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
- Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps." - Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
- I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, I'm a vet so I drive like an animal… I then realized how many proctologists there are on the road.
- As I was driving home from work last night, I saw a bumper sticker that said "I am a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal". Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
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Sticker One Liners
Which sticker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sticker? I can suggest the ones about popsicle stick and stick and poke.
- How do dumplings like to party? “Pot-sticker” style!
- Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest? They don't peel so good.
- How do dumplings pay their bills? With “pot-sticker checks”!
- I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close.
- What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
- Isis bumper sticker I'd rather be heading.
- Every time I see a "Feel the Bern" sticker I want to ask if they feel it yet.
- A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.
- They say never pay sticker price.. That's why I steal them.
- You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
- Did you know !!! Made in china stickers are actually made in Korea !!
- Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
- Stickers Ok This ain't a joke but I'm selling stickers on Snapchat add @alluh_akbar1
- I want to get a Pence 2018 bumper sticker. But then again, who wouldn't?
- How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
Bumper Sticker Jokes
Here is a list of funny bumper sticker jokes and even better bumper sticker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Work hard, Pray hard".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
- I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks. Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
- I saw a bumper sticker saying I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
- I saw a bumper sticker that said "I'm a veterinarian, so I drive like an animal" Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road around these parts
- The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
- If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be... Franken Stein 2020
- Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
- The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
- Driving down the road today. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists are on the roads. - Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
Quirky and Hilarious Sticker Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about sticker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stamps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sticker pranks.
I was in Florida recently to visit a good friend...
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I have a bumper sticker that says...
"Honk if you think I'm s**...."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
I don't understand this joke about genealogists.
I saw a joke on a bumper sticker.
It read "Genealogists don't die; they just lose their census". I could understand "census" sounding like "senses", but what does the census have to do with anything? And especially "not dying"?
Why are so many Italians named Tony?
Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY.
How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a s**... potato?
The s**... one has the sticker that reads Idaho.
My wife was complaining
that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a "How's my driving?" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the h**...?
The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.
So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
I walked past an electronics store once...
I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, "TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"
I thought to myself, "Wow. I can't turn that down."
I saw a bumper sticker today.....
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a r**... sense of humor
Two potatoes on a street corner
There's two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says Idaho!
When people ask why I have a "Trump 2016" sticker on my car I say it's for safety.
When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!"
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
This happened over the weekend
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly s**... again.
[True Story]: I was following a semi-truck full of coffins...
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an o**... donor!"...
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it...
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
I put a bumper sticker on my car that says, "Honk if you think I'm s**..."
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
I saw a bumper sticker today that read
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
How do you know if you're driving behind a physicist?
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
I got a new bumper sticker the other day.
It says 'honk if you think I'm s**....'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
The public pool had to be shut down because they found five drowned blondes in the deep end.
Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
One of my hobbies is putting stickers on the back of my car to let other people know what my hobbies are.
They don't make a sticker for that one though.
This morning I passed by a car that had a handicap marker and a bumper sticker that read "JESUS IS STILL THE ANSWER".
Made me laugh anyway.
Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, I'm a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.
It was at that moment that I suddenly realized just how many gynecologists there are on the roads.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm s**...".
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
What does a bumper sticker and an old man have in common?
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
I have this sticker on my car
"Use your horn if you think i am s**..."
Sometimes i stop the car when the traffic light is green until I am happy enough.
There are two potatoes standing on the sidewalk. How do you know which one is the p**...?
The one with the sticker Idaho.
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...?
It has a sticker that says IDAHO.
(I'll hide under a rock now)
If you see two potatoes standing on a street corner, how do you know which one is a p**...?
It'll have a sticker that says "Idaho"
A young Asian boy comes home with his homework
He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE
My cat is the opposite of a scratch n sniff sticker
First he sniffs me, then he starts stratching
I hate put labels on people
That's why I didn't pass the job interview at the "Hello my name is" sticker factory.
I put a Honk if you think I'm s**... bumper sticker on my car.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm s**... at this green light right now....
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...?
It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO
Two potatoes stand on the street corner. How do you tell which one's the h**...?
It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho!
I was shopping for a car and asked the salesman the sticker price. He said $200. 'Not much for a car,' I said.
'The car's extra' he said.
How do you fix a broken vacuum cleaner?
Put a Green Bay sticker on it, it'll s**... again.
My vacuum cleaner died the other day…
so I put an Intel sticker on it and it started to s**... again.
Put 'em up mother sticker
This is a f**....
The wife and I were at the car dealership the other day...
I told the salesman that we were looking for a Subaru Outback then he hit me with a
*"What's wrong with the ones Outfront?"*
At that point I was prepared to offer him full sticker price for whatever because anything less would've been a disservice.
I have a bumper sticker that reads honk if you think I'm s**...
I usually just stop at green lights to get some confidence boosters
