Sticker Jokes

Funniest Sticker Short Jokes

Short sticker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sticker humour may include short bumper jokes also.

1. My girlfriend yelled at me because I apparently treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
2. I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
3. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
4. Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
5. I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
6. Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
   "I miss South africa."
   So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
   "I hope this helps."
7. Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
8. When people ask why I have a "Trump 2016" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
9. My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a "How's my driving?" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
10. I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks. Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.

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Sticker One Liners

Which sticker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sticker? I can suggest the ones about popsicle stick and stick and poke.

1. How do dumplings like to party? “Pot-sticker” style!
2. Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest? They don't peel so good.
3. How do dumplings pay their bills? With “pot-sticker checks”!
4. I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close.
5. What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
6. Isis bumper sticker I'd rather be heading.
7. Every time I see a "Feel the Bern" sticker I want to ask if they feel it yet.
8. A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous... ...but I never drive it.
9. They say never pay sticker price.. That's why I steal them.
10. You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
11. Did you know !!! Made in china stickers are actually made in Korea !!
12. Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
13. Stickers Ok This ain't a joke but I'm selling stickers on Snapchat add @alluh_akbar1
14. I want to get a Pence 2018 bumper sticker. But then again, who wouldn't?
15. A German Lady Goes in to a Petshop She sees a parrot and buys it for the sticker price.

Bumper Sticker Jokes

Here is a list of funny bumper sticker jokes and even better bumper sticker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw a bumper sticker saying I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
• The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
• If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be... Franken Stein 2020
• Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
• The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
• What does a bumper sticker and an old man have in common? The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
• Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
• How do you know if you're driving behind a physicist? Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
  Hope it isn't too niche.
• I was driving behind a guy with too many bumper stickers... I had to follow him for ten miles just to read 'em.
• I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ... ..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.

Quirky and Hilarious Sticker Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about sticker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stamps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sticker pranks.