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In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
"Honk if you think I'm sexy."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY.
The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho.
that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a "How's my driving?" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
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We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
Just a long sticker that says "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, "TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"
I thought to myself, "Wow. I can't turn that down."
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
There's two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says Idaho!
When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
I'd rather be heading.
That's why I steal them.
I want to ask if they feel it yet.
...but I never drive it.
Now I'm spending hours a day standing at green lights
"Don't let the accidents in the back cause an accident in the front"
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
It says 'honk if you think I'm sexy.'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
Franken Stein 2020
They don't make a sticker for that one though.
Made me laugh anyway.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
It was at that moment that I suddenly realized just how many gynecologists there are on the roads.
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
"Use your horn if you think i am sexy"
Sometimes i stop the car when the traffic light is green until I am happy enough.
The one with the sticker Idaho.
A high school diploma.
It has a sticker that says IDAHO.
(I'll hide under a rock now)
So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
It'll have a sticker that says "Idaho"
He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE
First he sniffs me, then he starts stratching
That's why I didn't pass the job interview at the "Hello my name is" sticker factory.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm sexy at this green light right now....
He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."
The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?
The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."
Biden 2020
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO
It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
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