The Best 58 Sticker Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sticker jokes. There are some sticker sentry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Sticker Jokes and Puns
Missing South Africa
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
I was in Florida recently to visit a good friend...
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Work hard, Pray hard"....
I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.
My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl.
So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
I have a bumper sticker that says...
"Honk if you think I'm sexy."
Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself.
I have a bumper sticker in Braille
If you can read this, you're driving too close.
The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life...
...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato?
The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho.
My wife was complaining
that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a "How's my driving?" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker?
The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
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In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.
So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
Black Car
I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says "I'm not racist, my car is black."
I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit"
...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
I walked past an electronics store once...
I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, "TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"
I thought to myself, "Wow. I can't turn that down."
I saw a bumper sticker today.....
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
When people ask why I have a "Trump 2016" sticker on my car I say it's for safety.
When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!"
That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.
This happened over the weekend
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
[True Story]: I was following a semi-truck full of coffins...
I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."
I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an organ donor!"...
They were doing 20 in a 30.
I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.
I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty"
Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
Isis bumper sticker
I'd rather be heading.
Every time I see a "Feel the Bern" sticker
I want to ask if they feel it yet.
I saw a bumper sticker today that read
"My job is a Veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal!"
I suddenly realized how many how many Proctologists there are on the road!
How do you know if you're driving behind a physicist?
Their rear bumper has a red sticker that says "if this appears blue, you're driving too fast."
Hope it isn't too niche.
I got a new bumper sticker the other day.
It says 'honk if you think I'm sexy.'
I've never felt so confident. I should probably stop waiting at green lights though.
The public pool had to be shut down because they found five drowned blondes in the deep end.
Some kid had put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...
Franken Stein 2020
I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks.
Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, I'm a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.
It was at that moment that I suddenly realized just how many gynecologists there are on the roads.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stay at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
What does a bumper sticker and an old man have in common?
The older they are, the harder they are to get off.
I have this sticker on my car
"Use your horn if you think i am sexy"
Sometimes i stop the car when the traffic light is green until I am happy enough.
There are two potatoes standing on the sidewalk. How do you know which one is the prostitute?
The one with the sticker Idaho.
What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma?
A high school diploma.
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It has a sticker that says IDAHO.
(I'll hide under a rock now)
My girlfriend yelled at me because I apparently treat her like a child.
So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
The best way to disguise an undercover cop car
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
If you see two potatoes standing on a street corner, how do you know which one is a prostitute?
It'll have a sticker that says "Idaho"
A young Asian boy comes home with his homework
He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE
I hate put labels on people
That's why I didn't pass the job interview at the "Hello my name is" sticker factory.
I put a Honk if you think I'm sexy bumper sticker on my car.
My self confidence is skyrocketing!
A *TON* of people think I'm sexy at this green light right now....
I saw a bumper sticker saying I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO
Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker
It said "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal!"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road!
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york"
So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
Two potatoes stand on the street corner. How do you tell which one's the hooker?
It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho!
Driving down the road today.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists are on the roads.
I was shopping for a car and asked the salesman the sticker price. He said $200. 'Not much for a car,' I said.
'The car's extra' he said.
How do you fix a broken vacuum cleaner?
Put a Green Bay sticker on it, it'll suck again.
My vacuum cleaner died the other day…
so I put an Intel sticker on it and it started to suck again.
I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
Put 'em up mother sticker
This is a fuckup.
The wife and I were at the car dealership the other day...
I told the salesman that we were looking for a Subaru Outback then he hit me with a
*"What's wrong with the ones Outfront?"*
At that point I was prepared to offer him full sticker price for whatever because anything less would've been a disservice.
I have a bumper sticker that reads honk if you think I'm sexy
I usually just stop at green lights to get some confidence boosters
As I was driving home from work last night, I saw a bumper sticker that said "I am a veterinarian, so I can drive like an animal".
Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
I saw a bumper sticker that said "I'm a veterinarian, so I drive like an animal"
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road around these parts
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