The Best 35 Stick People Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stick People jokes. There are some stick people tribesmen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stick people dominant hand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stick People Jokes and Puns

USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.

I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers...

always sticking their business in other people's noses.

People are like drums...

If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.



After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

Why did the midget get kicked off a nude beach?

People got seriously annoyed with him sticking his nose into everybody's business.


A man realized he needed to pu...

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

A man is yelling "People, listen to me! I am the son of Satan!" out of the window of a mental asylum.

Another one sticks his head out and yells:

"Don't listen to him, he's a maniac! I don't have a son!"

How is a piano like a stick shift?

They both have three pedals, and most people only know what two of them do.

Guy dies and goes to hell.

Satan meets him and tells him he's got to pick between 2 rooms. They go into the first room, and it's full of people standing on their heads on a marble floor. He takes him to the second room, and it's full of people sitting in an 18-inch deep layer of shit, drinking coffee. Guy figures that he likes coffee, and he'll get used to the smell, so he chooses the second room. He gets a cup of coffee, sits down and takes a sip. At that moment, Satan sticks his head back in the room and calls out Ok, everybody. Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!

US Postal Service was considering a new Trump postage stamp...

But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.

I was walking by a mental institution on my way to work

And in the yard behind the fence, I heard people shouting "four, four, four...". I was curious so I peeked through the wood planks to see what was happening. Someone jabbed a stick in my eye and then everyone started shouting "five, five, five...".

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A man is walking besides the insane asylum

When he hears a commotion coming over the fence. The people inside the asylum are chanting

FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FIVE...

He notices a small hole on the wall and curiously peeks inside to see what's going on.

Someone pokes him in the eye with a stick. And then he hears chanting

SIX, SIX, SIX...

People tell me I'm stupid for cleaning my firearms with honey.

But I'm sticking to my guns.

A married couple were walking through a garden

when suddenly a dog ran towards them.

They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted, I've seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I see someone trying to throw his wife at a dog

Moral : No one else can misunderstand a Husband better than a Wife

People who use Selfie Sticks.....

Really need to take a good long look at themselves!

My dwarf friend was permanently banned from the nudist colony.

He kept sticking his nose in other people's business.

What's the difference between a Piano, a Tuna, and a tub of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. As for the glue... well I knew you'd get stuck on that one.

This joke might seem a little fishy, but I find it key to tell a joke that can really stick with people.

The US postal service releases a stamp of Donald Trump

After sometime, reports start to come in that the stamp was not sticking. Infuriated that his own stamps were not working, Trump conducted a $1,300,000 investigation to find out what happened. After eliminating all of the possibilities, they observe the post office to see if the fault was on the consumers end. They soon found out that people were spitting on the wrong side.

People say sticks and stones may break your bones but words can never hurt you.

Unless you live in Skyrim where words can kill you


People who use selfie sticks......

Need to have a good, long look at themselves

ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND

My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

I was cleaning out my garage and couldn't find my limbo stick. I thinknit was stolen

How low will people go?!?!

A lot of people don't know how to drive stick shift these days

They keep making mistakes while shifting, it really grinds some gears

A lot of guys struggle to add muscle

Take my cousin, for example. He has a very strict diet and always sticks to his regimen. He never skips a day. The dude is still a skeleton, basically. Some people just struggle to add weight. Granted, his regimen mostly includes heroin, but still.

My grandfather, who served in Vietnam, asked me what sticks to young and old people alike:

Apparently napalm wasn't the answer.

Curiosity killed the cat

One day I was walking by a tall fence. On the other side I could hear a group of people chanting, "12! 12! 12! 12!" Confused, I tried to jump up and see over the fence, to see what's going on but the fence was too tall. A little further up, I saw a small hole in the fence. I walked up to it and peeked through. As soon as I looked, I was poked in the eye by a stick. They all started chanting, "13! 13! 13! 13!"

Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off"

Then I stick my hand down my pants.

Is it fair to say...

There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?

The US Postal service released a new stamp with a picture of Donald Trump on it, however the new stamp isn't sticking to envelopes. The POTUS got an investigation underway.

Investigation outcome:
There's nothing wrong with the stamp.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

A joke in Arabic

Let's hope this translation works.
A guy who was wasted went to take a piss in an ally next to a barrel, passed out fell in the barrel pants down, ass in the air.
A guy who was super high passed by and saw the ass .. picked a stick and shoved it up the drunk's asshole, the drunk screams.
*No wonder why people are becoming so spoiled this ass works fine and they throw it in the trash*

You should date people that wear velcro shoes

They're more likely to stick around.

Lots of people don't like my clown baton

But I think it's ma jest stick.

How do people from fake African nations play Limbo?

Same as everyone else, they Wakanda the stick.

Insane Asylum

A man was walking down the street next to the Insane Aslyum.

As he was walking he heard voices over the wall chanting 21. Curiosity took over and he found a hole in the wall and looked through it.

When he looked all the sudden a stick poked him in the eye and the people behind the wall started chanting 22.

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