The Best 18 Stick Men Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stick Men jokes. There are some stick men submissive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stick men husbands puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stick Men Jokes and Puns

If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use ?

Hurry canes.

two men are driving down the country road when....

...one man sees a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. he pulls the truck over, gets out, walks up to the sheep and pulls down his pants and has sex with the sheep. After he is done he walks back and tells his buddy "hey man its your turn". his buddy walks over to the sheep, gives a deep sigh, and sticks his head in the fence.

Three men applied to put up telephone poles.

The foreman sent them each out with a truck and 20 poles, telling them to come back after 8 hours.

The first man returns and says "I put up 12 poles."

The second man returns and says "I put up 15 poles."

The third man returns and says "I put up 3 poles."

"Three?" asks the foreman. "These two guys put up nearly thirty between them and you only put up three?"

"Yeah," the third man says, "But you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!"

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

Two cowboys are out riding...

Two cowboys are out riding on a dirt trail when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The men stop and the first cowboy jumps off his horse and approaches the sheep. He then proceeds to take his pants off and have his way with the sheep. When he is done, the second cowboy jumps off his horse. "My turn!" he exclaims, and sticks his head in the fence.


Two priests drive around at night.

Going through a wooded area, they are stopped by the police. Seeing he just has stopped two men of the cloth, the officer mutters: "Excuse me, but we are looking for a child molester..." The priests stick their heads together, and after a short whispered discussion, exclaim: "OK, we'll do it!"

There's a Mexican, An American and a Canadian on a blimp...

The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.

The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.

The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.

The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...

And throws the Mexican off the blimp.

It's a mystery to me why men like trophy wives.

Their ears stick out and they have they've got the previous winners names tattooed down their backs.

Detectives finally arrest two men suspected of robbing a 3M plant.

But they couldn't find any evidence that would stick

Two old men are in the middle of a conversation...

When one old man tells the other, "My old friend my time is coming and all I ask from you is that when I die, you put two packs of cigarettes in my grave." His friend sits still in silence thinking about his friend's kick impending death when suddenly he asks, "Ok my friend, I'll stick a lighter in there for you too." His friend starts to laugh and says, "Oh no, don't go through that trouble. Where I'm going I won't need a lighter."

Two old men were sitting together when one of them pointed out a suppository sticking out of the other's ear.

The other didn't respond immediately, but after a few moments, realisation seemed to dawn on him. "Oh, thanks!" he said "*Now* I know where I put my hearing aid!"

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.

She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.

Then she comes rolling back for more.

Did you hear about the prostitute that had tree branches for hands?

She had to beat all the men off with a stick.

Car check

Two men were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working.

He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.

Preparations for parenthood.

Not sure you are prepared to be a parent, here are some tips to get you started.



Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a bathrobe and stick a giant beanbag chair down the front and leave it for 9 months. After the 9 months, empty out approximately 10-20% of the beans.

Men: to prepare for paternity, go to your local drug store, dump the contents of your wallet on the counter and give it the pharmacist. Then, go to the supermarket and arrange to have your salary direct-deposit to their headquarters. Go home, pick up the paper and read it for the very last time.

Women enjoy sex more than men

Proof : When your ear is itchy and you stick your finger in to scratch it, what feels better your ear or your finger?

I feel sorry for stick men.

They always fell over before floor signs were invented.

Overheard 12/24 at the Penn Station Men's Room, NYC:

Be right back. I have to leave a peppermint stick for Old St. Nick.

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