Stick Jokes

Funniest Stick Short Jokes

Short stick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stick humour may include short stalk jokes also.

1. Cigarettes are like hamsters Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.
2. My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself That's his story and he's sticking to it.
3. A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: "What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
   Me: "I dunno, what?"
   Him (loudly): "An elephant sticking his trunk up!"
4. I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :(
5. My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape Maybe I won't stick with this one either.
6. There's a greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
7. I covered all my weapons in glue. I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.
8. Would you believe me… Would you believe me if I told you that I think a dog could retrieve a stick that's been thrown over a mile away? Or would you say that idea is…
   far fetched?
9. My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
10. Why is it easy to come up with nicknames for a tree? Because they stick.
    I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.

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Stick One Liners

Which stick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stick? I can suggest the ones about knife and stuff.

1. I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual.
2. Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick.. How low can you get?
3. What kind of crows stick together? velcrows
4. If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use ? Hurry canes.
5. Any bug can hit a windshield.. But it takes some guts to stick.
6. People are like drum... If you hit them with a stick, they will make noise.
7. What did the stick man say after he fell on his side? ok
8. They might deny pouring glue on my weapons... But I'm sticking to my guns.
9. What do you call it when a Chinese ghost hits you with a stick? Bam! *Boo*!
10. What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic
11. How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue.
12. What do you call a guy with a knife sticking out of him? An ambulance
13. What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in olive Oyl.
14. What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks
15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Walking Stick Jokes

Here is a list of funny walking stick jokes and even better walking stick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bought a deodrant stick today... It said 'remove top and push up bottom'
  I can hardly walk but my farts smell lovely.
• I almost had to fight someone today after they hit me with a stick, but he walked away like he didn't even see me.
• I live in Saudi Arabia, so I have to translate this joke. I will do my best. Stick with me. Three women walk into a pub.
• What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster? A hurricane
• I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane.
• For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn't stick to me I'm absolutely ex-static!
• A man walks into a bar... Second prize in the national limbo competition is nothing to shake a stick at
• Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick
• A blonde walks into a bank and says "Hands in the air! This is a screw-up!" The banker, confused, says "Surely you must mean a 'stick-up'." The blonde responds, "No, I forgot the gun."
• How do you call a walking stick from the USA? Americane

Stick Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny stick man jokes and even better stick man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad rubs Elmers Glue on his hands like lotion before he goes hunting. I know, it's weird, and I've tried talking him out of it... But he's sticking to his guns on this one. Stubborn man.
• Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you.
• Did you hear about the man arrested for throwing stones and sticks in the river? There was damming evidence.
• Why did the man stick a lightbulb in his mouth? He wanted a light snack
• Was in line at the bank today When a man walked in wearing sunglasses and holding a white and red walking stick, demanding all our money.
  He was robbing us blind!
• An old man goes to rob a bank... He walks up to the teller, raises his walking stick up into the air and shouts "This is a stick up!"
• Why can't you take a picture of a man with a walking stick? Ans: You take a photo with a camera not a walking stick.
• Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line.
• All was calm at the grocery store until a man holding a stick above his head ran into the store. This is a stick-up!
• How does a man have a child? By sticking his DNA woman

Stick People Jokes

Here is a list of funny stick people jokes and even better stick people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How is a piano like a stick shift? They both have three pedals, and most people only know what two of them do.
• US Postal Service was considering a new Trump postage stamp... But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.
• My dwarf friend was permanently banned from the nudist colony. He kept sticking his nose in other people's business.
• People say sticks and stones may break your bones but words can never hurt you. Unless you live in Skyrim where words can kill you
• People have been criticizing me because I put glue on my hands before handling my weapons But sometimes one just needs to stick to their guns
• I was cleaning out my garage and couldn't find my limbo stick. I thinknit was stolen How low will people go?!?!
• A lot of people don't know how to drive stick shift these days They keep making mistakes while shifting, it really grinds some gears
• Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off" Then I stick my hand down my pants.
• You should date people that wear velcro shoes They're more likely to stick around.
• Lots of people don't like my clown baton But I think it's ma jest stick.

Stick Finger Jokes

Here is a list of funny stick finger jokes and even better stick finger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.
• I got fired from my deli job cause the boss caught me sticking my finger in the pickle slicer.. ..turns out he fired her too.
• Dear Middle Finger, Thanks for always sticking up for me.
• What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
• How do you upset Winnie the Pooh? Stick a couple fingers in his honey.
  Not entirely sure where I heard this...
• During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
• Sticking Peoples Finger in Our Mouth PRANK!!
• Women are like a box of chocolates... Stick your finger in first to see if it's any good.
• Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Popsicle Stick Jokes

Here is a list of funny popsicle stick jokes and even better popsicle stick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing
  This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
• What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana
  Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
• How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!
  I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.
• What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance?
  ---------
  A: At the snowball.
  Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
  
• What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex? A DynaSnore!
  A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today.
• What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate
• What kind of outfit does a unicycle wear? Attire.
  Popsicle sticks can be surprisingly funny.
• Why are rhinos so wrinkley? "because they are hard to iron"...
  Full disclosure, I read this on a popsicle stick like 15 years ago... I still don't get it
• What did the tongue say to the Popsicle stick? I'm feeling depressed.
• Logan Paul does not eat Mint Popsicle Sticks. Because he thinks they're unripe.

Charming Humor Stick Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about stick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stub jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stick pranks.