The Best 12 Stick Figure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stick Figure jokes. There are some stick figure dominant hand jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stick figure poked puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stick Figure Jokes and Puns

I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured out the meaning of many

It means a lot

Guy dies and goes to hell.

Satan meets him and tells him he's got to pick between 2 rooms. They go into the first room, and it's full of people standing on their heads on a marble floor. He takes him to the second room, and it's full of people sitting in an 18-inch deep layer of shit, drinking coffee. Guy figures that he likes coffee, and he'll get used to the smell, so he chooses the second room. He gets a cup of coffee, sits down and takes a sip. At that moment, Satan sticks his head back in the room and calls out Ok, everybody. Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?

The coffin painter

Death

When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?


I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling meth head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a crap about Covid.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer...

Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.

Did you hear about the stick figures who didn't understand each other?

They were on different pages.

One stick figure says to the other, just lay down, you'll be OK

What is a stick figure's dress size?

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You can explore stick figure poops reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stick figure seesaw dad jokes. There are also stick figure puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I figured out why Tim Cook loves dongles so much!

It's because he likes long bendy things sticking out of beautiful skinny things!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stick figure splinter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stick figure notches piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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