Stick Figure Jokes
19 stick figure jokes and hilarious stick figure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stick figure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stick Figure Short Jokes
Short stick figure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stick figure humour may include short stick man jokes also.
- I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured out the meaning of many It means a lot
- If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy He's just a fancy stick figure
- Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?
- Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line.
- I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.
- Did you hear about the stick figures who didn't understand each other? They were on different pages.
- I figured out why Tim Cook loves dongles so much! It's because he likes long bendy things sticking out of beautiful skinny things!
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Stick Figure One Liners
Which stick figure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stick figure? I can suggest the ones about figurine and action figure.
- One stick figure says to the other, just lay down, you'll be OK
- What is a stick figure's dress size? #2
- A stick figure walks into a bar, and takes five shots. He's dead.
Uproarious Stick Figure Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about stick figure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean figure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stick figure pranks.
Guy dies and goes to h**....
Satan meets him and tells him he's got to pick between 2 rooms. They go into the first room, and it's full of people standing on their heads on a marble floor. He takes him to the second room, and it's full of people sitting in an 18-inch deep layer of s**..., drinking coffee. Guy figures that he likes coffee, and he'll get used to the smell, so he chooses the second room. He gets a cup of coffee, sits down and takes a sip. At that moment, Satan sticks his head back in the room and calls out Ok, everybody. Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!
An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?
The coffin painter
I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.
So the Germans were having a hard time against the entrenches Italians in WW1
Lt Rommel has an idea: "Hey, a lot of Italians are named Luigi. I say we try calling out 'hey, Luigi', and when they stick their head out to answer, we shoot them." It was decided that it was worth a try so early the next morning the Germans launch their new "offensive".
A German soldier called out, "Hey, Luigi!".
An Italian soldier stuck his head out and replied, "Ya?"
BANG!
This went on for a while.
"Hey, Luigi!"
"Ya?"
BANG!
It wasn't too long until the Italians figured out what was going on. One of their officers came up with an idea. He said that a lot of Germans were named Hans, and all they had to do was call out "Hey, Hans!" and they'd be shooting Germans, too. It seemed like a good plan so first thing next morning they tried it out.
"Hey, Hans!"
"That you, Luigi?"
"Ya!"
BANG!
A biologist, a physicist, and an engineer are on a plane that crashes...
...and luckily they are washed up on a deserted island, along with several crates of canned food. However, no can opener washes up with them, and there is nothing sharp on the island, so the three scientists must figure out how to open the cans.
The biologist sticks the can in the water, saying, "The salt water should eat through the metal, allowing us to get to the food inside."
When this doesn't work, the physicist takes his thick glasses and holds them between the sun and the can, saying, "By focusing the sun on the can, we can burn through the metal and get to the food inside." But this doesn't work either.
The engineer picks up a can and stares at it for several minutes before saying, "Now, if we start by assuming the can is already open..."
$20 dollars for s**...
I man and woman get married, on the night of their wedding, the man approaches his wife, ready to make love for the first time. She smiles sweetly and sticks her hand out. "That will be $20 please!" He goes along with her game and gives her $20. As the years of their marriage go by, she continues her little $20 game, always requesting it before making love to her husband. He figures this is just her cute little way of getting spending cash for her clothes and lunch with her girl friends, so he always obeys.
After 30 years of marriage, he comes home one day, and tells his wife he has been fire from his job, they are broke, they have no retirement! She gathers her check book and shows him many lists of $20 deposits into a savings account. He realizes what she has been doing all a long, and says to her, "d**..., if I would have known what you were doing I would have given you all my business."