The Best 5 Stfu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stfu jokes. There are some stfu psst jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stfu plz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stfu Jokes and Puns

Husband says to wife: Babe, do I please you in bed?

Wife: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.
Husband: What trick?
Wife: The one where you stfu and go to sleep.

You ever read a girl's status and wished someone would just treat her right

So she'd just stfu

Today I found out who the patron saint of silence is.

It's St.Fu

People who get offended by breastfeeding in public need to stfu

What I'm doing is completely natural and between me and my dog.

My friends are real jerks. I was excited to text that I landed a full scholarship to the Southern Tennessee Forensics University

And they all wrote back STFU.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stfu linda jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stfu shut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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