Stewart Jokes

• Short Stewart Jokes
• Stewart One Liners
• Francis Stewart Jokes
• Jon Stewart Jokes
• Martha Stewart Jokes
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Funniest Stewart Short Jokes

Short stewart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stewart humour may include short smith jokes also.

1. Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished.
2. I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead. It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
3. I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong. The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I'd been hoisted by my own Picard.
4. Jews will be celebrating passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.
5. Why do apples avoid being seen with Martha Stewart? to avoid suspicion of in-cider trading
6. Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence? And it is still a better love story than Twilight.
7. The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O.
8. What did renowned Little Shop of Horrors fan, Queen Elizabeth, say to Patrick Stewart at his knighting ceremony? Kneel, Patrick Stewart.
9. What did Patrick Stewart say when the clone he created to deal with trespassing Trekkies mistook him for a fan and threw him out? Hoisted by my own Picard
10. Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice" Sincerely,
    Tony Stewart's PR Team

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Stewart One Liners

Which stewart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stewart? I can suggest the ones about role and tony.

1. You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
2. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
3. What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage.
4. What's Patrick Stewart's favourite scale of train? N gauge
5. What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? "Cooking: The Books"
6. Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui.
   Courtesy of Stewart Francis.
7. Who is the new flight attendant? Stewart is.
8. What do you call an artist who loves making stew? Stewart.
9. TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone. He prefers Androids!
10. When she was in prison, what did martha stewart learn about cooking? How to toss salad.
11. What does Patrick Stewart use to keep the fire going? Captains log
12. When rich people go fishing, who hands them their fishing poles? The Rod Stewart
13. How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled.
14. Who was the TV personality that got killed in jail for being a Christian? Matyr Stewart
15. In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older
    -Stewart Francis

Francis Stewart Jokes

Here is a list of funny francis stewart jokes and even better francis stewart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows.
  (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)
• The first transgender person I ever met was my aunt She was like a father to me.
  (Stewart Francis)
• I'm going over to give a large donation to r**... victims... ... and I won't take no for an answer.
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  (Stewart Francis)

Jon Stewart Jokes

Here is a list of funny jon stewart jokes and even better jon stewart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?
• How does Jon Stewart make his potions? Hebrews them.
• Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th t**...-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!

Martha Stewart Jokes

Here is a list of funny martha stewart jokes and even better martha stewart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice? Bang her in the b**... then use the curtains to clean yourself off.

Hilarious Fun Stewart Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about stewart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean predator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stewart pranks.