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Stewardess
Yes, Sir?
I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep.
Captain, shut up and land the plane.
Airline Safety
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.
Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, "What was the problem?"
"Well, the pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine", explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
What did the stewardess say when the vulture tried to board the plane with two dead raccoons?
"Sorry, only one carrion per passenger."
What did the stewardess say to the vulture when he boarded the flight with two bags?
Only one Carrion permitted on this flight.
stewardess on my flight wasn't holding back. telling everyone exactly what she thought.
walking down the aisle, looking right at everyone, saying trash trash trash
The steward on the plane asked me if I would like an inside seat.
I said, "They're all inside seats."
How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.
The stewardess asks, Would you like dinner? He says, What are my choices?
She says, Yes or no.
A stewardess approached me and asked: "Do you want some headphones?"
Me: How did you know my name was Phones?
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