The Best 9 Steward Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Steward jokes. There are some steward caretaker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steward manager puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Steward Jokes and Puns
Stewardess
Yes, Sir?
I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep.
Captain, shut up and land the plane.
Airline Safety
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.
Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, "What was the problem?"
"Well, the pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine", explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
What did the stewardess say when the vulture tried to board the plane with two dead raccoons?
"Sorry, only one carrion per passenger."
What did the stewardess say to the vulture when he boarded the flight with two bags?
Only one Carrion permitted on this flight.
stewardess on my flight wasn't holding back. telling everyone exactly what she thought.
walking down the aisle, looking right at everyone, saying trash trash trash
The steward on the plane asked me if I would like an inside seat.
I said, "They're all inside seats."
How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.
The stewardess asks, Would you like dinner? He says, What are my choices?
She says, Yes or no.
A stewardess approached me and asked: "Do you want some headphones?"
Me: How did you know my name was Phones?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the steward warden jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working steward cabin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.