Following is our collection of funny Stew jokes. There are some stew dinner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stew slaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Two cannibals are lying around with swollen bellies surrounded by bones.
"Your wife sure makes a great stew," says the first cannibal.
"She sure does," replies the second, "but I'm sure going to miss her."
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Stew.
"Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."
Stew.
Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Yes, Sir?
I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep.
Captain, shut up and land the plane.
and an angry looking bear surprised us while we were eating. She looked at me and said "Should I give him some of the stew I made?"
I said, "No, he looks angry enough already."
Warren Buffet!
1) Eye
2) Yam
3) Stew
4) Peed
I put my password as "beef stew"
It said password not stroganoff.
What do you call a Leper in a hot tub?
Stew!
Just an old joke I remember from my child hood lol
You can explore stew soup reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stew nutritious dad jokes. There are also stew puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Stew.
I always like to make beef stew.
Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted.
Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed
Art.
That same guy in your pool? Bob
Same guy in your hot tub? Stew
Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack
Same guy on your porch? Matt
Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer
Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
Chinese girl with the same condition? Irene.
Seeing his wife at the top of the stairs he says "hey baby how about a little number 69!"
The wife replies, "you drunk sonofabitch, make your own Mongolian Beef Stew!"
but google says it's not stroganoff.
"Sorry, only one carrion per passenger."
Stewart.
Unfortunately it wasn't Stroganoff.
It's called "Incredible Stew"
... but got the error message "your password is not stroganoff"
You keep it waiting
Me: "Beef stew"
Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"
It's not stroganoff.
Chile
Apparently it's not stroganoff.
I said, "They're all inside seats."
There was a hare in my soup
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Dad: I'll have the rabbit stew.
Waiter: Ok. Only if you promise not to say ''Waiter, there's a hare in my stew'' after I bring it to you
Dad:
Waiter:
Dad: I'll have the chicken
WAITER: are you ready to order?
DAD: I'll have the rabbit stew
WAITER: only if you promise not to say "waiter there's a hare in my soup" after I bring it
DAD:
WAITER:
DAD: I'll have the chicken
A st
It is not stroganoff.
it's not Stroganoff
Stew
It tasted offal.
Riveting!
Posh and Becks.
Because if he put one more it would be two forty.
You use bullion logic.
We found himalayan on the road.
I call it the Goulashnikov.
Because just one more would be too farty.
walking down the aisle, looking right at everyone, saying trash trash trash
Stew
Eh, it's meaty okra.
But then I realized I only have a croc pot.
Only one Carrion permitted on this flight.
Stew.
It was offal.
Because one more would be too farty.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stew veggies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stew leper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.