The Best 35 Stevie Wonder Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Stevie Wonder Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he 's married.

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder

They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:

"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"

and Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black"

What's black and screams

Stevie wonder answering the iron

Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday?

He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father...

He never sees his kids



Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

I wrote a book called Endless Love

It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay?

It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.

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2 "black" questions that aren't racist.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...

And a table, and a chair.

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What's black and loud?

Stevie Wonder answering an iron.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What's the definition of endless love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Then Stevie Wonder "says wait you can walk!" Then Hellen keller says "wait you can see!"
Then hitler says "wait you're still alive!"
And that's the story about how my bartender stopped doing drugs.

What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself?

Stevie Nicks.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

Ray Charles meets Stevie Wonder, they talk about their life, then Stevie says "it's just too bad we're both blind".

Ray answers "Could be worse, we could have been black"

TIL: I am related to Stevie Wonder

I also learnt he has been telling people he has never seen me before.

Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together?

Because Ray Charles is dead.

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday...

He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.

What does Stevie Wonder's wife do when they have an argument?

She rearranges the furniture

[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar.

Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport,

but he didn't see me.

*(True story, courtesy of Dad)*

I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night

He didn't see me though

Stevie Wonder should be on The Voice

He'd probably kill the blind auditions.

A poem by Stevie Wonder

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

A short poem for y'all...

"*Roses are black*

*Violets are black*

*Everything's black*

*Even I am black*" - Stevie Wonder

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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