Stevie Wonder Jokes
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- Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
- Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
- I wrote a book called Endless Love It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
- Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay? It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.
- 2 "black" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. - How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black.
- Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving ray charles driving directions
- Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
- TIL: I am related to Stevie Wonder I also learnt he has been telling people he has never seen me before.
- Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
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Stevie Wonder One Liners
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- Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married.
- What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
- What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
- I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids
- WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER
- Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married.
- What is black and screams real loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
- Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.
- Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? He's married.
- What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering an iron.
- What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
- What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
- What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks.
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
- I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though
Stevie Wonder Blind Jokes
Here is a list of funny stevie wonder blind jokes and even better stevie wonder blind puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Stevie Wonder should be on The Voice He'd probably kill the blind auditions.
- How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date
- Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, "its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"
- Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots.
- In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious
- Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he might be blind, but at least he's not black
- Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder? It's all blind dates...
- I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
- When asked about the difficulties of being a blind musician, Stevie Wonder replied.. "It could be worse, I could be black."
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
What rugby position does Stevie Wonder play?
Blindside flanker.
What is brown and screams?
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house?
Neither has he!
A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder
They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:
"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"
and Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black"
A short poem for y'all...
"*Roses are black*
*Violets are black*
*Everything's black*
*Even I am black*" - Stevie Wonder
Why can't Stevie Wonder drive?
He's black.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
Because he hasn't.
I've heard of trauma causing blindness
like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other m**...
Does music make you think?
It made Stevie Wonder.
I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport,
but he didn't see me.
*(True story, courtesy of Dad)*
Have you seen Stevie wonders new house?
He hasn't either
What is the one key Stevie Wonder can't play?
C
I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible.
They moved the piano and forgot to tell him.
Stevie Wonder
Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately?
- No?
Neither has he
A poem by Stevie Wonder
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.
Stevie Wonder has seven kids
But I heard he never sees them.
What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?"
Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.
What's the fastest thing on land?
Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
Stevie wonder just got divorced.
Bet he didn't see that one coming.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
No one told him he's black.
Stevie Wonder: "I may be blind...
...but at least Im not black".
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut?
Neither has he.
My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California!
I don't think he saw her though...
whats black and burns?
stevie wonder answering the iron
Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad..
He never sees his kids.
A magical mirror will s**... in anyone who lies to it.
A skinny brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm fat" Boom s**... in. A redhead goes up to the mirror singing a Stevie Wonder song and says "I think I can sing soul music" Boom s**... in. Finally the blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think---" Boom and the mirror s**... her in!
Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling?
Because they can't see that they're black.
It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles
They are both just so out of sight
Stevie Wonder is the worst Father
Hasnt seen his kids in years
What does Stevie Wonder call his money?
Wonderbread.
Anyone want to be my friend?
Stevie Wonder walked into a bar
He never saw it coming.
Motivational words from Stevie Wonder.
I have lived life through a lot of troubles and made it through each and every one of them.
Being a musician is hard and making money to support myself was even harder. Being blind didn't make anything easier, but I made due.
One thing I can say I am thankful for is.
At least I'm not black.
What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?
Stevie Wonder
What makes Stevie wonder?
What everything looks like.
What's the fastest thing at sea?
Stevie Wonder in his Ferrari.
Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind.
To which he replied "Well... I could have been black".
You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual.
He just doesn't see gender.
Why is stevie wonder always smiling?
No one's told him he's black.
Stevie Wonder is the worst father.
He has 9 children, but doesn't see a single one of them.
Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?
He dosen't know he's black
A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools...
And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, "Was James brown?"
After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought "Was Marvin gay?"
Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.
Have you seen any of Stevie Wonder's music videos?
He hasn't.
Define true love...
Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Stevie Wonder is a legend, but did you see how hot his wife is?
Neither did he.
It took Stevie Wonder 7 years to write the song Superstition...
He dropped his pencil on the first day.
Whenever I email Stevie Wonder
I use the BCC field.
10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie.
* 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's mansion?
Neither did he.
I heard Stevie Wonder took part in a clinical trial....
He was the double blind
Did you know Stevie Wonder was black?
He didn't.
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's kids?
Neither has he
Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?
He was very Superstitious.
What is the meaning of perpetual adoration?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar.
Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife?
Neither has he.
What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest?
They ran into each other
