Stevie Wonder Jokes
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- Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
- Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
- I wrote a book called Endless Love It's about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
- Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay? It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.
- 2 "black" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. - How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black.
- Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving ray charles driving directions
- TIL: I am related to Stevie Wonder I also learnt he has been telling people he has never seen me before.
- Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
- What does Stevie Wonder's wife do when they have an argument? She rearranges the furniture
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Stevie Wonder One Liners
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- Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married.
- What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
- What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
- I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids
- WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER
- What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
- What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks.
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
- I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though
- Stevie Wonder should be on The Voice He'd probably kill the blind auditions.
- How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date
- What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
- You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender.
- Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!
- Does music make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder Blind Jokes
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- Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots.
- In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious
- Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder? It's all blind dates...
- I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
- When asked about the difficulties of being a blind musician, Stevie Wonder replied.. "It could be worse, I could be black."
- I heard Stevie Wonder took part in a clinical trial.... He was the double blind
- If Stevie Wonder ever gets into a car accidents It will most likely be because he didn't check his blind spot
- Stevie Wonder was signed, sealed, delivered. It must have been a blind bag.
- Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
What rugby position does Stevie Wonder play?
Blindside flanker.
A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder
They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks:
"But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"
and Stevie replies "Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black"
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A short poem for y'all...
"*Roses are black*
*Violets are black*
*Everything's black*
*Even I am black*" - Stevie Wonder
Why can't Stevie Wonder drive?
He's black.
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I've heard of trauma causing blindness
like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other m**...
I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport,
but he didn't see me.
*(True story, courtesy of Dad)*
What is the one key Stevie Wonder can't play?
C
Stevie Wonder...
I don't see what his problem is!
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What kind of blind is Stevie Wonder?
Colored blind
What can you hear but never see?
Everything if you're Stevie Wonder
Do you remember when Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder played each other in a tennis match?
It was endless love.
I keep hearing people say they like Stevie Wonder
but I can't see the appeal.
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Google can be so insensitive
Today is Stevie Wonder's 65th birthday, but instead Google have some Inge girl. I'd be upset if I was Stevie. but thank God he hasn't seen Google today!
I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible.
They moved the piano and forgot to tell him.
Stevie Wonder
Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately?
- No?
Neither has he
A poem by Stevie Wonder
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can't see.
What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?"
Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.
Stevie wonder just got divorced.
Bet he didn't see that one coming.
I heard
I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
No one told him he's black.
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Stevie Wonder: "I may be blind...
...but at least Im not black".
Did you know...
Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?
My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California!
I don't think he saw her though...
Why is Stevie Wonder in camouflage at the Grammys
Because if he can't see us, we shouldn't be able to see him.
Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder.
But he would never see death coming.
It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles
They are both just so out of sight
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Stevie Wonder is the worst Father
Hasnt seen his kids in years
What does Stevie Wonder call his money?
Wonderbread.
Anyone want to be my friend?
Stevie Wonder walked into a bar
He never saw it coming.
Motivational words from Stevie Wonder.
I have lived life through a lot of troubles and made it through each and every one of them.
Being a musician is hard and making money to support myself was even harder. Being blind didn't make anything easier, but I made due.
One thing I can say I am thankful for is.
At least I'm not black.
What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?
Stevie Wonder
What makes Stevie wonder?
What everything looks like.
What's the fastest thing at sea?
Stevie Wonder in his Ferrari.
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Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind.
To which he replied "Well... I could have been black".
Why is stevie wonder always smiling?
No one's told him he's black.
Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time?
He dosen't know he's black
A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools...
And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, "Was James brown?"
After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought "Was Marvin gay?"
Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.
Have you seen any of Stevie Wonder's music videos?
He hasn't.
Define true love...
Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
It took Stevie Wonder 7 years to write the song Superstition...
He dropped his pencil on the first day.
Whenever I email Stevie Wonder
I use the BCC field.
I never realized it until today, but the song "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie is about...
...a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie.
* 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness
Did you know Stevie Wonder was black?
He didn't.
Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?
He was very Superstitious.
What is the meaning of perpetual adoration?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
[Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar.
Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife?
Neither has he.
What did Indiana Jones and Stevie Wonder both find?
The Holy Brail
What did Stevie Wonder say when he heard jokes about him?
- I don't see the point.
TIL That despite his skill as a musician, Stevie Wonder never could read music.
Guess you can call me Stevie Wonder
Cause i cant find my keys
I just had a world famous musician play at my party for $200 in ones.
Stevie Wonder was better than I expected.
What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest?
They ran into each other
