Stevie Ray Jokes
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Short stevie ray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stevie ray humour may include short stevie wonder jokes also.
- Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving ray charles driving directions
- Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
- [Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
- What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing a tennis match.
- I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
- I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
- What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
- Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling? Because they can't see that they're black.
- Stevie Wonder says the best advice he ever heard was from Ray Charles... "The future's lookin' up."
- I never realized it until today, but the song "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie is about... ...a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
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- What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
- What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and stevie wonder playing tennis
- It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight
- What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
- Why did Stevie Wonder laugh? He found out Ray Charles was a blind black man
Stevie Ray Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about stevie ray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ray charles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stevie ray pranks.
A bass player dies and goes to h**...
when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder
Ray Charles meets Stevie Wonder, they talk about their life, then Stevie says "it's just too bad we're both blind".
Ray answers "Could be worse, we could have been black"
What did Eric Clapton say to Stevie ray Vaughan?
Are you coming with me or are you gonna c**... here?
Blindness
Stevie Wonder -7 kids
David Blunkett - 5 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids
I think it's safe to say it's not w**... that makes you blind.
I've heard of trauma causing blindness
like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other m**...
Do you remember when Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder played each other in a tennis match?
It was endless love.
Rock'n'Roll Heaven
Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter c**... and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Buddy Holly and dozens of other famous faces from the history of rock.
Then he spies Bono preening in front of a mirror.
"Hey wait a second," he says, "Bono's not dead!"
Saint Peter replies, "Actually, that's God. He just thinks he's Bono"