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Could Cat Stevens beat Wolf Blitzer?
No, but Tiger Woods
A man comes home from work and checks his answering machine
There is a message from his doctor.
"Hello Mr. Stevens, this is Dr. Smith's office. We need to speak to you right away Please call back at your earliest convienence"
The man calls the doctor's office. The doctor answers.
The man says "Hello doc it's Jim Stevens. You left a message?"
The doctor says, "Yes, I've got bad news and worse news. Which would you like first?"
The man answers: "I guess I'll take the bad news first"
Dr.- "The bad news is you have 24 hours to live."
Man- "Oh my God! What could be worse than that?"
Dr.- I've been trying to reach you since last night
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