Steven Wright Jokes
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Funniest Steven Wright Short Jokes
Short steven wright jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steven wright humour may include short steven he jokes also.
- When I was growing up, we didn't have a sandbox, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually.
(From my favorite comedian: Steven Wright) - I got a job working at a factory that makes fire hydrants. Unfortunately I can't park anywhere near it.
- Steven Wright - I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright.
- I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was push redial... The phone started having a nervous breakdown.
(The legendary Steven Wright) - My grandmother gave me 5$ and said Now don't tell your mother I told her Its gonna cost you a lot more then that to keep me quiet
- Steven Wright - I bought a three-way ticket to the capital of South Africa. (Original joke, inspired by Steven Wright)
- Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"... ... And then it hit me.
- Steven Wright - I brought one of those records that helps you learn spanish while you sleep, during the night the needle skipped and the next day i could only stutter in spanish.
-Steven Wright (i think) - I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Credit to Steven Wright. - Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet. He was known for his Bedpan delivery.
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Steven Wright One Liners
Which steven wright one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steven wright? I can suggest the ones about steve irwin and steven hawking.
- The Wright Way "I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."
-Steven Wright - I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying. -Steven Wright
- It's a small world... ... but I wouldn't want to paint it.
(All credit to Steven Wright) - About 10 years ago... Wait.It was yesterday.
Steven Wright - I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
-- Steven Wright
Ridiculous Steven Wright Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about steven wright you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean steve harvey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steven wright pranks.
Made this up. Feels like a Steven Wright joke...
My teacher asked me to use the word "bucolic" in a sentence.
I said, "You want me to use the word 'bucolic' in a sentence?"
She replied, "Yes."
I said, "I just did."
Please read in Steven Wright's voice...
I was driving my friend around and he told me he was hungry. Asked if I'd take him to the drive-thru. I said yes. I pull up to the place and we wait in line for about five minutes. Finally it's our turn. The lady asks how she can help us today and I tell her I need two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a small Pepsi. She apologizes and says she can't help me.
"Why not?"
"You're at a bank."
