The Best 4 Steven Seagal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steven Seagal jokes. There are some steven seagal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these steven seagal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Steven Seagal Jokes and Puns

What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal?

his Cholesterol level

Steven Seagal calls to Putin

- Vladymir . I love your country. Somebody just wire by mistake 73 $ on my account in Sbierbank.
- This is not a mistake Steven. This is your annual salary here.

They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50

Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal

Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the steven seagal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working steven seagal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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