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Just kidding.
Apparently she stood him up.
F5
(sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)
Why did Steven hawking never get a boner?
Cause google blocked his pop up !
What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
probably 30 years ago.
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I can't stand being in this
He's been on a roll since age 21.
He can't do stand-up.
Oh wait
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But no one ever mentions that Steven Hawking ran on batteries.
Because he has no motor function
Steven Hawking's wife
Because he never gets nervous...
AVG Antivirus
Being on his computer all day
They needed help planting the vegetable.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
He can't do stand up
Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"
I knew Stephen hawking was sick because my printer was having problems
His wheelchair was worth more without him.
He was better off.
He seemed kinda lame.
He'd be Steven Blocking
This is proven when you look at great modern scientists.
I bet you that no one has ever seen Steven Hawking slap someone.
In 2013 Steven Hawking said God didn't exist
In 2018 God said Steven Hawking didn't exist
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
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