Steven Hawking Jokes

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Funniest Steven Hawking Short Jokes

Short steven hawking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steven hawking humour may include short stephen hawking jokes also.

1. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
2. What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
3. Everyone thinks it's crazy that Jesus walked on water... But no one ever mentions that Steven Hawking ran on batteries.
4. Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day
5. Why was there a gardener on duty at Steven Hawking's burial? They needed help planting the vegetable.
6. Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
7. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye walk into a bar. Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"
8. I knew Steven hawking was sick I knew Stephen hawking was sick because my printer was having problems
9. I never liked Steven Hawking much. He seemed kinda lame.
10. What would Steven hawking do if he played football He'd be Steven Blocking

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Steven Hawking One Liners

Which steven hawking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steven hawking? I can suggest the ones about hawking and stephen hawkins.

1. Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding.
2. How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5
   (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)
3. Steven Hawkings last words were probably 30 years ago.
4. What is black and sits atop the staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
5. What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this
6. It's a shame that Steven Hawking died He's been on a roll since age 21.
7. Why does Steven Hawking only speak in one-liners? He can't do stand-up.
8. Steven hawking walks into a bar Oh wait
9. Why can't Steven hawking drive Because he has no motor function
10. Name a girl who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Steven Hawking's wife
11. Why is being Steven Hawking so great? Because he never gets nervous...
12. What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have? AVG Antivirus
13. Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up
14. Why did Steven Hawking have to die? His wheelchair was worth more without him.
15. Why did Steven Hawking die? He was better off.

Silly Steven Hawking Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about steven hawking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean steven he jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make steven hawking pranks.