Steven Hawking Jokes

Funniest Steven Hawking Short Jokes

Short steven hawking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The steven hawking humour may include short stephen hawking jokes also.

1. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
2. What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
3. Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day
4. Why was there a gardener on duty at Steven Hawking's burial? They needed help planting the vegetable.
5. Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
6. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye walk into a bar. Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"
7. I knew Steven hawking was sick I knew Stephen hawking was sick because my printer was having problems
8. Apparently more intelligent people tend to be less violent. This is proven when you look at great modern scientists.
   I bet you that no one has ever seen Steven Hawking slap someone.
9. People think Steven Hawking is so clever but when you ask him a question and he is typing his answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the internet.?
10. Steven Hawking, seconds from death, fell into a black hole. "Aha! I've arrived in the nick of time"

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Steven Hawking One Liners

Which steven hawking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with steven hawking? I can suggest the ones about hawking and stephen hawkins.

1. Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding.
2. Steven Hawkings last words were probably 30 years ago.
3. What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this
4. It's a shame that Steven Hawking died He's been on a roll since age 21.
5. Why can't Steven hawking drive Because he has no motor function
6. Why is being Steven Hawking so great? Because he never gets nervous...
7. What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have? AVG Antivirus
8. Why did Steven Hawking die? He was better off.
9. What would Steven hawking do if he played football He'd be Steven Blocking
10. Steven Hawkings is going to have amazing flowers at his gravestone.
11. Who has the fastest brain in the world? Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
12. How could Steven Hawking die if he is a robot computer? Must've been a virus
13. Have you heard about the new documentary on Steven Hawking? It is called Veggie Tales.
14. What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Steven Hawking
15. Name a girl who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Steven Hawking's wife

Silly Steven Hawking Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

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