The Best 32 Steven Hawking Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Steven Hawking jokes. There are some steven hawking steven hawking jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Steven Hawking Jokes and Puns

Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding.

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.

Apparently she stood him up.

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5

(sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Stephen Hawking dick joke

Why did Steven hawking never get a boner?
Cause google blocked his pop up !

What if Steven Hawking...

What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.


Steven Hawkings last words were

probably 30 years ago.

What is black and sits atop the staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

It's a shame that Steven Hawking died

He's been on a roll since age 21.

Why does Steven Hawking only speak in one-liners?

He can't do stand-up.

Steven hawking walks into a bar

Oh wait

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Everyone thinks it's crazy that Jesus walked on water...

But no one ever mentions that Steven Hawking ran on batteries.

Why can't Steven hawking drive

Because he has no motor function

Name a girl who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Steven Hawking's wife

Why is being Steven Hawking so great?

Because he never gets nervous...

What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have?

AVG Antivirus

Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days...

Being on his computer all day

Why was there a gardener on duty at Steven Hawking's burial?

They needed help planting the vegetable.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.


Why can't steven hawking perform comedy?

He can't do stand up

Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye walk into a bar.

Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"

I knew Steven hawking was sick

I knew Stephen hawking was sick because my printer was having problems

Why did Steven Hawking have to die?

His wheelchair was worth more without him.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He was better off.

I never liked Steven Hawking much.

He seemed kinda lame.

What would Steven hawking do if he played football

He'd be Steven Blocking

Apparently more intelligent people tend to be less violent.

This is proven when you look at great modern scientists.

I bet you that no one has ever seen Steven Hawking slap someone.

I'm sorry

In 2013 Steven Hawking said God didn't exist

In 2018 God said Steven Hawking didn't exist

Steven Hawkings is going to have amazing flowers at his gravestone.

Heard Steven Hawking had died...

People think Steven Hawking is so clever but when you ask him a question and he is typing his answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the internet.?

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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